Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres with Creepo (my bestest friend in da hole wide world). We be drinkin and smokin and starin and bullyin and sittin. It be a good mornin.
It be a long weekend this weekend pastest. And it done suck. It started offs real good. I done sents my brats offs to loser daddy for da hole weekend! Causin I needs the break. Lawnboy Larry be partyin at his Pinky Pals house. But then it all go down hills when Lawnboy done comes home. Reekins of booze. He done past outs on my couch and pisses heself AGAIN. Whatevers you do, don'ts let Lawnboy sleeps on your couch!
Anyways when he comes to, he done be stompin round da house havins a hissy fit. Creepo done calls him a DIVA causin of his hissy fits. He be sulkin and screamin and be real nasty likes. Me and Creepo and da brats likes him betters when he be not talkins to us insteads. But anyways, he says he and his bestest coolest pal Pinky dones have a fight. Not causin who is gonna drives homes from da bars drunks or who has to pays for the hookers, but Pinky Pal done finds out Lawnboy done puts what you call a 'key-loggins' on his computers. Pinky Pal be REAL mad. Causin Lawnboy be readins ALL his emails and everythings. Lawnboy just shrugges. So whats? he says. He says he puts one on ALL computers. Espeecially computers he done gives to little teenager girls. Espeecially the ones he dones have crushes on. Sos he donts gets why Pinky Pal be mad. Hes just readin his emails and knows all his private stuffs. Sos Pinky Pal done says he gonna puts one on Lawnboys computer. Thats when Lawnboy freaks out! And stomps off. Sos now we stuck with hims. Me and Creepo gots to gets Lawnboy and his Pinky Pal backs togethers agains somehows. It be better he be offs partyin and goin to them movies and restaurants and all that cool stuffs than be pissin and boozin on my couch blastin da tv all nights. Afteralls when we finally do gits rid of Lawnboy, he wills have to lives with his Pinky Pal. Causin no one else cans stands him.
Thinks thinks thinks. We gots to comes up with a plans. A super duper goods plans.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Saturday, May 5, 2012
hey bitches
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres in my garages causin it be rainins outsides. Creepo (my bestest friend in da hole wide world) be sittins with me. We be doin lots. Sittin, drinkin, smokin, starin, bullyin, callin names, it be a good mornins. Til Lawnboy done wokes up. He be passed out for 2 days causin he be drinkin 2 muches agains. He sure dos likes to drinks. He done yells at me and Creepo that he be 'taperecordins' us. So what done says Creepo. And then Lawnboy says that he be knowin EVERYTHIN we done says. And Creepo done says back Sos whats?. Then Lawnboy freaks out and runs off down the streets yellins nobodies donts loves him. Stupid bastard.
KooKoo done comes over yesterdays and she be tellin me that I done be 'deelutional', I thinks I spelt that right. I be a good spelliners. I be SO awesome!
Anyways, KooKoo done says that I be deelutional causin I thinks I be awesome and beeutiful and be not either. And she says Lawnboy be deelutional causin he thinks he gots friends when he donts, he just gots peoples that 'uses' him to gets stuffs and he only gots 1 friend, his drinkin pal Pinky, causin ALL drunks only gots one drinkin pal, it be in all the books bout drinkins too muches.
Sos I punched her. Not causin bouts Lawnboy, thats ALL be trues, evens his own moma and loser daddy cants stands him, they says he be ugly and not just on the outsides eithers, BUT I done punches her causin she say I not be awesomes or beeutiful. And I be both.
Haha loser. In yer face,
Anyways, I gots to get back to my campin chair,
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres in my garages causin it be rainins outsides. Creepo (my bestest friend in da hole wide world) be sittins with me. We be doin lots. Sittin, drinkin, smokin, starin, bullyin, callin names, it be a good mornins. Til Lawnboy done wokes up. He be passed out for 2 days causin he be drinkin 2 muches agains. He sure dos likes to drinks. He done yells at me and Creepo that he be 'taperecordins' us. So what done says Creepo. And then Lawnboy says that he be knowin EVERYTHIN we done says. And Creepo done says back Sos whats?. Then Lawnboy freaks out and runs off down the streets yellins nobodies donts loves him. Stupid bastard.
KooKoo done comes over yesterdays and she be tellin me that I done be 'deelutional', I thinks I spelt that right. I be a good spelliners. I be SO awesome!
Anyways, KooKoo done says that I be deelutional causin I thinks I be awesome and beeutiful and be not either. And she says Lawnboy be deelutional causin he thinks he gots friends when he donts, he just gots peoples that 'uses' him to gets stuffs and he only gots 1 friend, his drinkin pal Pinky, causin ALL drunks only gots one drinkin pal, it be in all the books bout drinkins too muches.
Sos I punched her. Not causin bouts Lawnboy, thats ALL be trues, evens his own moma and loser daddy cants stands him, they says he be ugly and not just on the outsides eithers, BUT I done punches her causin she say I not be awesomes or beeutiful. And I be both.
Haha loser. In yer face,
Anyways, I gots to get back to my campin chair,
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Thursday, April 19, 2012
hey loosers
Hi folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres with Creepo my bestest friend forever. We be havin fun sittin and drinkin and smokin and bullyin and terrorizin the neighbours. Espesially KooKoo. Her dogs be runnin free ALL week. She leave them outside ALL day and ALL night. She says she be breedin them. And she will make big money.
She done call the human society on me AGAIN. Causin she says my brats be barkin two loud again. And it be buggin her. And they pissed on her lawn. Only SuperDuper done pisses on her lawn. SuperDuper (that one be my favourites one) done bashed his head into the sidewalks AGAINS. He done gets bored real fast sos he smashed his head into concretes for fun. He had to get ALL new teeths this week. One of his teeths be gold. He looks REAL super cool.
Lawnboy be passed out on da couch. He done be passed out in his own piss. He done smell REAL bad. He smells likes piss and booze and hooker. It not be a good smell. It be a real bad smell. He done tells me I am gonna gets a new credits cards sos he can goes to more movies. He sure do likes them movies. Only he cans effords goins to the movies. They aint be no more moneys for me or my kids to go to them movies. He likes to see them movies in a big espensive movie place espesially when the moveis first done comes out. He done needs to see it rights away. He done sees every movie that done comes out. And he likes real expensive restaurants two. He likes to try every single restaurant in da city. He says he done deserves it. He be number one afteralls. Creepo done says Lawnboy be an asshole. Anyways me and da kids donts needs movies when we gots a campin chair and lots of neighbours to bully. I be keepin pretty busy.
Creepo done says he hates being stuck with his brats all alones since his bride done splits. She done takes off. I saws her leaves in da middle of da night when she done thoughts everyones be sleepins. I donts say nothin to Creepo. Creepo dont notices she be gone for two whole months. Then one day he knows she be gone so nows he wants to date someones sos they can takes care of his brats. They sure be a handful Espesially his boy. He done starts 5 fires this weeks alones. He likes burnin stuffs.
Anyways I gots to go bitches. I donts want to lose outs on terrorizin new neighbours.
later loosers,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres with Creepo my bestest friend forever. We be havin fun sittin and drinkin and smokin and bullyin and terrorizin the neighbours. Espesially KooKoo. Her dogs be runnin free ALL week. She leave them outside ALL day and ALL night. She says she be breedin them. And she will make big money.
She done call the human society on me AGAIN. Causin she says my brats be barkin two loud again. And it be buggin her. And they pissed on her lawn. Only SuperDuper done pisses on her lawn. SuperDuper (that one be my favourites one) done bashed his head into the sidewalks AGAINS. He done gets bored real fast sos he smashed his head into concretes for fun. He had to get ALL new teeths this week. One of his teeths be gold. He looks REAL super cool.
Lawnboy be passed out on da couch. He done be passed out in his own piss. He done smell REAL bad. He smells likes piss and booze and hooker. It not be a good smell. It be a real bad smell. He done tells me I am gonna gets a new credits cards sos he can goes to more movies. He sure do likes them movies. Only he cans effords goins to the movies. They aint be no more moneys for me or my kids to go to them movies. He likes to see them movies in a big espensive movie place espesially when the moveis first done comes out. He done needs to see it rights away. He done sees every movie that done comes out. And he likes real expensive restaurants two. He likes to try every single restaurant in da city. He says he done deserves it. He be number one afteralls. Creepo done says Lawnboy be an asshole. Anyways me and da kids donts needs movies when we gots a campin chair and lots of neighbours to bully. I be keepin pretty busy.
Creepo done says he hates being stuck with his brats all alones since his bride done splits. She done takes off. I saws her leaves in da middle of da night when she done thoughts everyones be sleepins. I donts say nothin to Creepo. Creepo dont notices she be gone for two whole months. Then one day he knows she be gone so nows he wants to date someones sos they can takes care of his brats. They sure be a handful Espesially his boy. He done starts 5 fires this weeks alones. He likes burnin stuffs.
Anyways I gots to go bitches. I donts want to lose outs on terrorizin new neighbours.
later loosers,
Tanktop Tammy
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Happy Easter all you bitches
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos it be Easter times agains. Last year that damn bastard Lawnboy Larry done tooks ALL the easter moneys his loser daddy done gives us and wents out to a bar with his pinky pal. I done finally tracked him down at a bar at midnites and he was full blowns drunks. He done uses ALL the moneys on strippers and boozes. So my brats dont gets a easter. Sos I knows he be outs agains boozins and hookerins this years too.
Sos I decidedes to get loser daddy to gives my brats chocolate insteads of givin moneys to Lawnboy to buys chocolates. I tolds loser daddy to gets only the best chocolates cause I be the one who gonna eats most of its. I usually tells the kids that Creepo's dog done eats all the chocolates but it really be me and Creepo. Haha loser.
Anyways Creepo's dog be mostly chuckin all the time anyways.
Sos anyways happy Easter all you bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos it be Easter times agains. Last year that damn bastard Lawnboy Larry done tooks ALL the easter moneys his loser daddy done gives us and wents out to a bar with his pinky pal. I done finally tracked him down at a bar at midnites and he was full blowns drunks. He done uses ALL the moneys on strippers and boozes. So my brats dont gets a easter. Sos I knows he be outs agains boozins and hookerins this years too.
Sos I decidedes to get loser daddy to gives my brats chocolate insteads of givin moneys to Lawnboy to buys chocolates. I tolds loser daddy to gets only the best chocolates cause I be the one who gonna eats most of its. I usually tells the kids that Creepo's dog done eats all the chocolates but it really be me and Creepo. Haha loser.
Anyways Creepo's dog be mostly chuckin all the time anyways.
Sos anyways happy Easter all you bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
hey bitches
Hello folks,
its me again Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres hangins. With my BESTEST friend in da hole wide world Creepo.
Lawnboy done haves a freak outs AGAINS. KooKoo done be outsides and heards him freakins out. When he run down the street screamin 'nobody dont loves me', KooKoo done comes over and says that Lawnboy done suffers from what you call 'mutiples personal disorders' or somethin likes that. I knows the words disorders and that done sounds likes Lawnboy. KooKoo done says Lawnboy shoulds be 'medicated'. Creepo done says Lawnboy just be your average asshole. And he donts suffers nothin but ass-hole-i-tis. I gots to go with Creepo on this one.
KooKoo done says she gots 2 new dogs and they cost ALOT! They done gots papers and everythins and she done gots them pregnant and she be sellin them puppies real soons for LOTS of money. Unlesses the human society done comes and takes away her puppies agains. She done lost LOTS of dogs cause she beats them or leaves them outsides in da rain and hail. She donts care. She says she be real goods with dogs. And she gonna keeps these ones til the human society done comes for them.
Anyway, me and Creepo done watches the other neighbours Fireplace Joe and Poofy Sue da other night. They be watches they fire agains and we be watches them.
Creepo be goin nuts takin care of his 3 brats sinces his lovely bride done left. She done run away.
Anyways gots to go bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me again Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres hangins. With my BESTEST friend in da hole wide world Creepo.
Lawnboy done haves a freak outs AGAINS. KooKoo done be outsides and heards him freakins out. When he run down the street screamin 'nobody dont loves me', KooKoo done comes over and says that Lawnboy done suffers from what you call 'mutiples personal disorders' or somethin likes that. I knows the words disorders and that done sounds likes Lawnboy. KooKoo done says Lawnboy shoulds be 'medicated'. Creepo done says Lawnboy just be your average asshole. And he donts suffers nothin but ass-hole-i-tis. I gots to go with Creepo on this one.
KooKoo done says she gots 2 new dogs and they cost ALOT! They done gots papers and everythins and she done gots them pregnant and she be sellin them puppies real soons for LOTS of money. Unlesses the human society done comes and takes away her puppies agains. She done lost LOTS of dogs cause she beats them or leaves them outsides in da rain and hail. She donts care. She says she be real goods with dogs. And she gonna keeps these ones til the human society done comes for them.
Anyway, me and Creepo done watches the other neighbours Fireplace Joe and Poofy Sue da other night. They be watches they fire agains and we be watches them.
Creepo be goin nuts takin care of his 3 brats sinces his lovely bride done left. She done run away.
Anyways gots to go bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Hangin
Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos me and Creepo be enjoyins this nice whether. I gots myself a new campin chair, I gots loser daddy to buys me one. It be REAL comfy too. Good for my ass.
Anyways yesterdays Lawnboy done haves a meltdowns. I thinks he gonna be takin away too just likes KooKoo does, every so oftens. Sos me and Creepo be sittins and hangins, enjoyins our cigarettes and beers and starins and bullyins the neighbours as they comes and goes, when all of a sudden Lawnboy done comes outs and starts screamins at us that he donts EVER wants to hang out with me OR Creepo EVER. That we be LOSERS and he be SO cool and have SO many cool teenage friends. Then he run down the streets yellins that nobody done loves him and nobody done 'gets him'. That he be super special. Then he comes back and asks if he can join me and Creepo cause we be havin a good party. Creepo done says we not be havin a party, we just be hangin and even ifen we weres havin a party he not be invited anyways causin he be a asshole and sycho. Lawnboy ran away and sulked then.
We havent seen him since. YAY!
KooKoo gots some new dogs, she done says she gonna breeds them and makes some moneys. As long as she can keeps these ones or donts gets boards of them and sells them agains.
Pigface be at schools (I thinks) and SuperDuper be with loser daddy ( I thinks). Sos it just be me and Creepo. It be a good day.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos me and Creepo be enjoyins this nice whether. I gots myself a new campin chair, I gots loser daddy to buys me one. It be REAL comfy too. Good for my ass.
Anyways yesterdays Lawnboy done haves a meltdowns. I thinks he gonna be takin away too just likes KooKoo does, every so oftens. Sos me and Creepo be sittins and hangins, enjoyins our cigarettes and beers and starins and bullyins the neighbours as they comes and goes, when all of a sudden Lawnboy done comes outs and starts screamins at us that he donts EVER wants to hang out with me OR Creepo EVER. That we be LOSERS and he be SO cool and have SO many cool teenage friends. Then he run down the streets yellins that nobody done loves him and nobody done 'gets him'. That he be super special. Then he comes back and asks if he can join me and Creepo cause we be havin a good party. Creepo done says we not be havin a party, we just be hangin and even ifen we weres havin a party he not be invited anyways causin he be a asshole and sycho. Lawnboy ran away and sulked then.
We havent seen him since. YAY!
KooKoo gots some new dogs, she done says she gonna breeds them and makes some moneys. As long as she can keeps these ones or donts gets boards of them and sells them agains.
Pigface be at schools (I thinks) and SuperDuper be with loser daddy ( I thinks). Sos it just be me and Creepo. It be a good day.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
valentines day = blah
Hello folks,
its me again Tanktop Tammy.
Sos yesterdays be valentines day. Blah. Lawnboy done woke ups in a REAL bad mood AGAINS. Causin he done pissed on our couch AGAIN. He says it be ALL my fault. Then he done gots a 'restrainins order' puts against hims AGAINS- this be his FIFTH one. For stalkin teenage girls. AND he not be alouds in two restaurants causin of his stalkin. He donts likes restrainin orders much.
SOs then the Lawnboy done goes out to a fancy restaurant with his pinky pal. He says the foods be real goods. Unfortunatelys he done takes ALL our moneys and done spents it on hiself. SOS I hads to call up loser daddy to brings me and the brats something to eat too.
SOs sinces Lawnboy done takes all my moneys, me and Creepo done sits on our stoops. And done watches all the loser nieghbours goins out for valentines dinners. Who needs that when you done gots a stoops to sits on. Fancy dinners are for chumps anyways. And besides I aint ever been to a restaurant befores. ALL the moneys be spent on Lawnboy.
Lawnboy be tryin to convince the BIG companys to gives him another credit card in my names. Sos he cans go outs even more. He says he done deserves it.
Creepo done says that Lawnboy be the 3 s's. Sleazy, Sinister and Very Sneakys. Yep! That be Lawnboy. Creepo says that in da future Lawnboy is gonna have to lives in his Pinky Pal's basement with his boozes and restrainin orders. HAHA. Serves him right.
Later Losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps thinkin I mayt get one of those restrainin orders myself..............
its me again Tanktop Tammy.
Sos yesterdays be valentines day. Blah. Lawnboy done woke ups in a REAL bad mood AGAINS. Causin he done pissed on our couch AGAIN. He says it be ALL my fault. Then he done gots a 'restrainins order' puts against hims AGAINS- this be his FIFTH one. For stalkin teenage girls. AND he not be alouds in two restaurants causin of his stalkin. He donts likes restrainin orders much.
SOs then the Lawnboy done goes out to a fancy restaurant with his pinky pal. He says the foods be real goods. Unfortunatelys he done takes ALL our moneys and done spents it on hiself. SOS I hads to call up loser daddy to brings me and the brats something to eat too.
SOs sinces Lawnboy done takes all my moneys, me and Creepo done sits on our stoops. And done watches all the loser nieghbours goins out for valentines dinners. Who needs that when you done gots a stoops to sits on. Fancy dinners are for chumps anyways. And besides I aint ever been to a restaurant befores. ALL the moneys be spent on Lawnboy.
Lawnboy be tryin to convince the BIG companys to gives him another credit card in my names. Sos he cans go outs even more. He says he done deserves it.
Creepo done says that Lawnboy be the 3 s's. Sleazy, Sinister and Very Sneakys. Yep! That be Lawnboy. Creepo says that in da future Lawnboy is gonna have to lives in his Pinky Pal's basement with his boozes and restrainin orders. HAHA. Serves him right.
Later Losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps thinkin I mayt get one of those restrainin orders myself..............
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