Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here in my campin chair on my stoop with my bestest friend forever Creepo. We sittin and smokin and starin and bullyin da neighbours. It be a good mornins. Creepo done says it be da first day of summer. yay! Hot summer for me to take a breaks in. But it also means Pigface be outs of schools soon. Like real soon. That sucks. I needs to finds a baby sitters and kwick like!!
Sos I done tolds Lawnboy the ahole that da brats needed new shoes and socks. They be holes in deres. Sos Lawnboy shrugs and shuffles into its bathrooms for a whiles. Then leaves. He done comes back with 4 new pairs of shoes and nice shiny new socks. For hiself. Nothin for nobody elses. Hopes loser daddy can buy my brats some shoes.
New neighbours alerts. KooKoo done tells me some freaks done moves in downs the streets. Its a woman and her husband. I'm gonna calls dem Birdface and WackySquirrelMan. Nobody don't works. He done says he gots hurts at work and so now he don't gots to do nothin. And she only gots half a brain. Thats what KooKoo says. She looks strange. Long skirts and floofy tops and real curly hair but stringy. Not a bad look. Maybe I should gets a perms agains. She be real strange like says KooKoo. KooKoo wents over theres to snoop on dems and founds out some good stuffs, mostly that they be snoopers too and stealers and nasties. But da good news is Birdface done babysits kids! yay! I can sends Pigface there and maybe SuperDuper (that one be my favourite ones) toos, ifen he ever comes outa dat box of his.
Anyways gots to get back to my stoop.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Monday, June 4, 2012
KooKoo the religous and Lawnboy Larry the drunkard dickhead
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres with my bestest friend forever Creepo when KooKoo does comes alongs. I hads on my super tight super shorts shorts on, the ones wheres my ass cracks done comes out. I looks super sexy. I be so HOT. Anyways KooKoo done tells me agains she be recrewtins for her faiths. And she be thinkin sinces I done dresses like a good religuos persons, that I should joins her group. And thens she can treats me better 'ifen I be of da book'. I dont's know what book she be talkins bout but I ain't want nothin to do with its. I done dresses likes this causin I be so hot. That's all. But she done says I should joins causin then I wonts be conseedered a hooker or a witch or a swinger but a good religous person. I done tolds her to gits or I put the hose to her. She done ran then. Haha loser.
Sos the drunkard nowns as Lawnboy Larry done finally comes home late last nights smellins of boozins and fartins. He saids he had a REAL good time hangin with some new cool teenagers. He done likes them SO much thats he gonna gives them a new computer. Ohoh. Lawnboy and Pinky Pal ain't be friends still Ever sinces Pal puts a what you call 'keyloggins' on Lawnboys computers. Lawnboy don't likes being stalked. He likes to do the stalkins. He gots real mads at Pinky Pal.
Lawnboy be wearins some REAL nice clothes. He says he done gots ALL new clothes and shoes and everythins and it ain't cost him nothin. Causin he done used my credits cards. Didn't knows I even had one of thoses. 'oh yes' says Lawnboy Larry 'you haves many of thems. Thats how causin I can buy myself clothes and dinners and hookers and computers for my bestest friends and movies and sos on and sos on.' SOS I tolds him that Pigface be wantins a computers too and BOTH of the brats be needins clothes causin ALL they stuffs have holes in dem and they be outgrowins EVERYTHINS. And Lawnboy done says 'too bad for thems. The moneys ONLY for hims. And the brats can suck it. Lawnboy be the ONLY one that counts. Lawnboy done says that he wills only be nice to the brats when they be older and workins causin he plans to gets money and boozes off of thems. But for now, he ain't gots to be nice to them. He cans treats them likes craps and too bad for you. Haha loser and he runs off to his bathroom to smokes.
Anyways I gots to get back to my stoop. Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres with my bestest friend forever Creepo when KooKoo does comes alongs. I hads on my super tight super shorts shorts on, the ones wheres my ass cracks done comes out. I looks super sexy. I be so HOT. Anyways KooKoo done tells me agains she be recrewtins for her faiths. And she be thinkin sinces I done dresses like a good religuos persons, that I should joins her group. And thens she can treats me better 'ifen I be of da book'. I dont's know what book she be talkins bout but I ain't want nothin to do with its. I done dresses likes this causin I be so hot. That's all. But she done says I should joins causin then I wonts be conseedered a hooker or a witch or a swinger but a good religous person. I done tolds her to gits or I put the hose to her. She done ran then. Haha loser.
Sos the drunkard nowns as Lawnboy Larry done finally comes home late last nights smellins of boozins and fartins. He saids he had a REAL good time hangin with some new cool teenagers. He done likes them SO much thats he gonna gives them a new computer. Ohoh. Lawnboy and Pinky Pal ain't be friends still Ever sinces Pal puts a what you call 'keyloggins' on Lawnboys computers. Lawnboy don't likes being stalked. He likes to do the stalkins. He gots real mads at Pinky Pal.
Lawnboy be wearins some REAL nice clothes. He says he done gots ALL new clothes and shoes and everythins and it ain't cost him nothin. Causin he done used my credits cards. Didn't knows I even had one of thoses. 'oh yes' says Lawnboy Larry 'you haves many of thems. Thats how causin I can buy myself clothes and dinners and hookers and computers for my bestest friends and movies and sos on and sos on.' SOS I tolds him that Pigface be wantins a computers too and BOTH of the brats be needins clothes causin ALL they stuffs have holes in dem and they be outgrowins EVERYTHINS. And Lawnboy done says 'too bad for thems. The moneys ONLY for hims. And the brats can suck it. Lawnboy be the ONLY one that counts. Lawnboy done says that he wills only be nice to the brats when they be older and workins causin he plans to gets money and boozes off of thems. But for now, he ain't gots to be nice to them. He cans treats them likes craps and too bad for you. Haha loser and he runs off to his bathroom to smokes.
Anyways I gots to get back to my stoop. Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
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