Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Happy Birthday to ME!

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos losts be happenins folks. I done haves me birthdates!! I be SO awesome. Creepo (my bestest friend forevers) done buys me a tims coffee. It done tastes SO goods. Now I know whys Lawnboy the douchebag always done drinks them coffees. Instant home coffee aints good enough for the douche. For my birthdate Lawnboy done buys hiself a nice present. For hiself. On my credits cards. A beeutiful winter leathers coat. It be REAL nice. I was SO luckys that loser daddy done boughts the kids a winter coat for this year, causin they be still wearins nothin. Thank gods for loser daddy.

Sos KooKoo done be releesed from that there looney bin. She says she feels a hole lots better. And now she be readys to opens a daycares.

My brats are doins good. Ever since SuperDuper (that be my favourites one) gots hiself a Big Brother, he done stops feelins sad and bashin his head againstest the cement sidewalk. So that be a good thing. And Pigface be doins lots of stuffs with PumpkinHead and his family. So they be real busy.

Hopefullies the aliens done comes down and takes away Lawnboys for some probins.

later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Not A Douchbag Fault and Halloweenies Eggs

Hello folks,
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Lawnboy the DoucheBag be past out. He done gots a BIG HANGOVERS. He done spents ALL nights out with his little buddy Pinky Pal. He be partyins REAL hard and donts wants nobodies to destirbs him. He done spents ALL the moneys that was supposes to be goins to the brats fer clothes. But now it be ALL gone.

Donts get mads at Lawnboy. It not be his fault. Nothins be his faults. He has what you call a diseases. Yeah, sexuals diseases but I aints talkins bouts them. No Lawnboy done what you call a al-co-ho-lics diseases. And it NOT be his faults. So it not be his faults that he done takes ALL our moneys and spends it on one nights of boozins. So whats ifen the kids aints gots no clothes. They done shopped 3 yrs agos fer clotheses. That should be fine stills. And sos whats ifen the kids go to beds hungrys. Too bad fer you done says Lawnboy Larry. It not be his fault. Aint nothin be his fault. Lawnboy just likes to party. And it done makes him REAL miserables when he done haves to partyes SO much. Causin just thinks bout it-it done cost ALOT of moneys to partyes so much. What with the costs of beers. And the costs of nice dinners. It would makes anyone angrys with havins to spends SO much moneys every days on beers. It be very expensive to be a al-co-ho-lic. And douchebag.

Sos Halloweenies done sucked. Again. I done got egged. In da face. I aints wearins no mask eithers. Me and Creepo (that be my bestest friend forever) done sits on my stoop readys to scare da craps outa dem kids when alls of a suddens, a egg done go splats in my face. Sos I licked it ups. It not be half bad.

KooKoo done ends up in da looney bins AGAINS. It not be her fault. Shes just crazy. Creepo says Lawnboy shoulds be in da looney bins too. Hahaha loser. I be SO awesome.

Anyways later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy