posishion opens for new twinkie-applys withins

Hello folks,
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin here in my garage sittin and drinkin and starin and smokins. It be a rainins outsides so me and Creepo done haves to spents the day in da garage. The brats be at school, thank gods.
KooKoo done be releesed and sos she now startins up her daycare centers agains so my brats be goins there after schools. Causin I needs da break.
Lawnboy be hangin lots in his bathroom. Drinkin. And smokin. He sure do reek. Mostly of self pity.
He be lookin for a new twinkie. So if you bein betweens the ages of 14 and 17 do applys for the posishion. Especeely ifen you needs a computer. And donts minds bein stalked and trolled by a five foots two creepy stinky crab riddled stealins little fella.
Think I go beat someone ups. Makes me feels better.
See ya bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

Lawnboy done gots the crabs-uhoh

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Happy New Year to all you bitches. I kicked 2012's ass to the curb. It felts good. Soon I be kickin Lawnboy to the curb too! Haha loser.

Sos that dang bastard Lawnboy done be usin my razor to done shaves off his pubes. Icky. He done gots the crabs. On his hairs. So he thoughts he could done shaves dem off. Stupid retard. Haha loser. Icky.

KooKoo done spents the new year in da looney bin. Ooops. Guesses she done goes off her meds agains. haha!

Loser daddy done takes my brats for new years eves. So me and my bestest friend forever Creepo  done celebrates togethers. We eats weenies (my favourites) and dranks beers. Lawnboy the poor pathetic bastard aint got no place to go. What? No teenage girls to partyies with. Haha loser. Maybe his Pinky Pal be done gone agains, maybe they done haves a what you calls 'lovers quarrel' either that or Lawnboy done ate Pinky Pal. There be some strange lookin meats in the freezer. Uhoh.

Better bes goins, sees all you bitches,
Tanktop Tammy