welfare or cuttin lawns?

Hello folks,
it's me Tanktop Tammy. Sos Lawnboy Larry and I are just sittin here in our campin chairs enjoyin our smokes and beers. Pigface is playin in a neighbours yard (tough to them if they don't like her there) and SuperDuper be walkin round starin and well, starin.

Lawnboy Larry's loser daddy done gives us the money to start up 'cuttin lawns'. We puts an add out and everything. Lawnboy Larry's done confused again. He don't know if he wants to stay on that there welfare like me or work at 'cuttin lawns'. Either way he not doin nothin. Just sittin with me and smokin and starin and scowlin. Nobody done wants him to cut their lawns. And nobody wants me to plant them pertty flowers. But I be the BESTEST at plantin them flowers. And if anybody done says I'm not, I'll snap them in two.

Anyways, now we knows why KooKoo done come over to talk to me. KooKoo and Ralphio done wants us to fix their deck for them. For nothin. Ralphio done tried to build that there deck three times. Now he gave up and done sold everythin. Now theys just gots sand where them bricks used to be. Lawnboy Larry' s awful stupid and he don't get it, that they just be a-usin us, and sos he wants to put that deck together. Well maybe he doesn't cause he does so like sittin and starin and scowlin in his campin chair. That be becomin his favourite.

Ain't nobody hirin us. Don't know why. Sos we'll justs sits here and waits.

Here's our add:

Lawnboy Larry done cut your lawn
at 'cuttin lawns'
and Tanktop Tammy be plantin your pertty flowers
call us.

Well, gotta to go losers, and get back to Lawnboy Larry. He done puttin his head inside that there barbieQ again, he wants to know how it done lights up. He likes fire and pertty lights ALOT. Better go before he sets his face on fire AGAIN.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy