pamperins for losers

Hello folks,
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Me brats be drivin me NUTS! Not as nuts as KooKoo BUT still nuts.
When I do the serenitity collapses on the ground, then they should goes all quiets. But they DIDN'T! Sos I sent them BOTH off to the neighbours houses. Thank god they finally be GONE!
Now I just needs to get rids of Lawnboy Larry and all will be goods agains.

Talkin of NUTS, KooKoo done comes over and done tells me that I should go to what you call a 'spa'. She done says she goes there every few days. To gets messages, and waxins, and shavins and haircuts. She says she be pampered. I says I don't needs any of that there stuffs. I likes my legs with stubble, I LOVES my blond ish hair with black roots, I don't need no messages and waxins only somethin I do to Lawnboy Larry when hes passed out.
She wouldn't go away so I clubbed her over the head with my beer bottle.
She screamed and ran. I think she just be sniffin round to come and take my brats for babysittins. Crazy fucked up KooKoo. My brats don't needs no babysittins. They be 6 and 3 nows. They be fine on theys own.

Anyway, that be my day. Now backs to my stoop to suck down some more beers and cigarettes. Besides I gots more bullyin to do.

Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

Words of Wisdoms by Tanktop Tammy

Words of Wisdoms by Tanktop Tammy:

Ain't care what nobody think of me. I BE awesome.

ps I pounded Lawnboy Larry when he done come home yesterday. Haha loser.

Later,
Tanktop Tammy

Notes to Self- Must KILL Lawnboy Larry

Hello folks,
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos I really really wants to KILL Lawnboy Larry. That dumbass was out playins on his there skateboards agains this mornin. Whilst I be tryin to takes a nap in my campin chairs. He be makin alot of noise SOS I told him to 'shuts the fuck up'. BUT he didn't. So I gots up to pounds him but he tooks off on his there skateboard. SOS I chased him down the street with an empty beers can. I planned to beats him over the head with its. But that damn bastard done takes off too damn fast. I couldn't catch him. Two houses down and I lost me breath. Couldn't go any longer. So I threw the beer cans at his head but damn it, I done missed him.

Sos I dragged myself homes. I ain't plannin to leave this here campin chair no longers. Not for nothin. Not even to KILL Lawnboy Larry. The stupid bastards gots to comes home sometime. And then I'll gets him. Gets him good.

Pigface be home today on what you call a 'pd' day. Anothers vacation for them teachers. She be screamin SO LOUD. ALL mornin I be tellins her to "Shut the fuck up" BUT she don'ts. Sos I tolds her to go play in the neighbours yard. And she says 'which ones?' And I says 'ALL'. Sos she be makin her way round the neighbourhoods now. She done plays in someone elses backyard until they tell her to get. After they tell her to get 5 times in a row, she done finally goes. Sometimes they releases their dogs on her. But that dont always makes her leaves.
So I think she be on house # 5 nows. Next is KooKoo's house. I bets Lawnboy Larry be there rights now. Playin in that there tree house. That be his favourite place nows.

My favourite place be rights here. In my campin chair. Smokin and drinkin, starin and sittin. And best of ALL- bullyin! With my Creepo, my very bestest friend in the hole wide world!

Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

Lawnboy Larry gets what he deserves. Haha loser

Hello folks,
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos yesterdays be Fathers Day. Sos I gives Lawnboy Larry a good kick in the ass. It may not be what he wanted BUT it sure be what he needed. Haha loser.

Loser daddy done comes over and cooks us barbieQ. Loser. And broughts us ALL our groceries. Plus beers and cigarettes. Double loser. Lawnboy Larry and me just sats ALL day doin what we do best, sit. And stare. And bully.

Pigface gives Lawnboy Larry a flower she done rips from the grounds. And SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) gives him a booger. Lawnboy Larry ates it.

Creepo done sats with me and loser daddy done cooks for hims too. And his lovely bride and three wonderful brats. Creepo's brats done gives him a t-shirt they done took off a clothes line. It reads 'Kiss me, I'm spastic'. Creepo was very happy.

Anyway, it be a good day.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

fleshbags we ain'ts. I thinks?

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy.

Sos spendins my HOLE day sittin and drinkin, and smokin and starin. What more is there.

Pigface be out runnins up and downs, up and downs the streets screamin as loud as she cans. And terrorizin smaller kids. She sure be my mini me.

SuperDuper (that one be my favourite) spendins ALL day in his cage. Screamin.

Lawnboy Larry be tryin REAL cool things on his there skateboard. I hope he falls off and breaks his neck. haha loser.

Me and Creepo be havins a good days. EXCEPT when someones come by and called us 'fleshbags'. Don't know what a 'fleshbags' be BUT I know we ain't it. We be COOL. Awesome cool. I be the best. I be SO cool. And pertty. And young. I be the BEST lookin person in the HOLE world! And if you don'ts agree, I be snappin yer neck.

Anyway gots to go beats up some more people.
Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

ps maybes I be goin to beats up them new peoples. Fireplace Joe and Poofy Sue. They be lookin at me funny like.

Crazy Fucked Up KooKoo

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy.

Sos KooKoo be at it agains. She be drivin me and Creepo crazy.

That old nut be runnins a what you call 'daycares' out of her house. Me and Creepos can't believe peoples would drops off them kids with her. I did once. She was cheap. REAL cheap. Maybe I oughts to send Pigface there........

Anyway, yeah she be runnins a daycares. It be REAL louds too. She done stands there for hours yellin at the top of her voice:

WEEEEEEEEE and OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH and AHHHHHHHHH and WOWOOWOWOW

overs and overs and overs and overs...........

Me and Creepos be thinkin of plantin a bomb in her yards. Don't knows where to gets a bomb............

And she be wearins really AWFUL pants. Spandex. Real TIGHT. She thinks she be REAL good. But she don'ts see her ASS. All them creases. Everythin squeezin outs. It make me shiver.

Only I LOOK good in spandex.

I be SO happy Ralphio warned us that KooKoo be NUTZ. He go arounds the WHOLE neighbourhoods tellin EVERYONE that she be CRAZY! But everybody already knows this.

Crazy fucked up KooKoo. I hope she blows up soon. Or goes backs to the looney bins so we don'ts have to live beside nutters and her daycares.

Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

loser daddy and doin my favourite things

Hello folks,
it's me agains, Tanktop Tammy.

Sos me and my bestest friend forever Creepo haves got the HOLE day planned out. We gonna sits on our campin chairs and smoke and drink and stare and bully. If anybody comes by us, we gonna attacks them! We gonna call them names and be as NASTY as we can! We NOT gonna move from this here spot for nothin. I gonna learn how to piss in a jar sos I don't EVER have to go inside to piss. Takes too much time. And I don't wants to miss nothin.

Pigface be at PumpkinHeads. Lawnboy Larry's loser daddy done comes over and lured Lawnboy Larry away with the promises of icecreams. Lawnboy Larry LOVES icecreams. Loser daddy done tooks my favourite SuperDuper too. I likes that Loser daddy be SO stupid and done pays for EVERYTHIN. Haha loser!

Come bys my place if you wants to get bullyed and attacked.
Dare ya loser.
haha,
Tanktop Tammy

Words of Wisdoms by Tanktop Tammy

Words of Wisdoms by Tanktop Tammy--

life be tough but so be me. So bring it on bitches. I will be sucksessful in the faces of failure just cause I can. Just because I be NOT winnin don't means I can't.


That ougta get yous through your week!
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

beach, sun and beers

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy.
sos Creepo be talkins on and on abouts goins to the beach. Don't know what a beach is. Creepo say it be fun. There is sand. I hates sand. Creepo say there be water. Me likes water. And he says you can buys ice creams. Me LOVES ice creams. Creepo done says you can buys ice cream from a thing called a 'chip wagon'. AND he says it give me the chance to wears me new bikini. Me likes my new itty bitty bikini.
Sos I tolds him I think abouts it. BUT I just wants us to go. No Lawnboy Larry or any brats. Lawnboy Larry would probably end up drownin. Perhaps I shoulds takes him then.........

Ma Barker done asks us over to her place yesterdays. She said she gives us a free tans if we brings beers. Sos Lawnboy Larry done says 'how bouts we brings the suns and Ma brings the beers'. Haha loser. Sos we wents and sats for hours starins at her neighbours. Her brat PumpkinHead and my brat Pigface done scares all the other kids and bullied them til they went inside. Haha losers.
It be a fun day.

Not sure I be goins to this here beach since I found outs I gots to leave my stoop. Don't likes leavins my stoops. Specially for that LONG.

later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

cigarettes and brats

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Done nearly cut me fingers off choppin down some weeds. Lawnboy Larry said it done served me right. So I smacked him. No lesson learned.

Last night Pigface done stayed home all night insteads of hangin at her bestest friends PumpkinHead's house. That sucked. I done spent the HOLE night screamins at her. She don't listen. Finally she done run off and played in someone else backyard. Not my problem. Haha loser.

SuperDuper (my favourite) spent the HOLE day screamin. Most of the times he sits in his box. But when he escapes he runs up and down the streets screamin at the top of his lungs. He likes to poo in peoples gardens. No wonders he be my favourites.

Lawnboy Larry sits in his campin chairs sittin and starin. He only gets up to take a leek. But not always.

I be sittin on my stoop in my campin chair smokin, drinkin, sittin, starin and my favourite bullyin. Creepo be by my side.

KooKoo be on her happy pills and she be laughin crazy like over in her backyards. She gots a neat treehouse. And if she think a fence gonna keep my brats (or Lawnboy Larry) out, she be nuts. We does what we wants, when we wants and screw YOU. Haha loser.

Think I'll go flick another cigarettes in her garden.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

newbs = ickies

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy.
It be REAL strange like round here. Ever since them new peoples move in. It be like lookins in a mirror. They dress likes me and Lawnboy Larry. They acts likes me and Lawnboy Larry. Only difference I can tells is they have jobs. But I know that will CHANGE REAL soon! Once they finds out about welfares. Maybe they gots a loser daddy too who done can pay for EVERYTHINGS.

We not be talkins to them yets. We still be just watchins them. And they be watchins US. Creeps me out. They likes to stay outside and pulls weeds. He done LOVES to drinks. They done drinks near as much as me. They likes to leave beer bottles ALL over the place too!

Me and Creepo done decided to calls them Fireplace Joe and Poofy Sue.

Fireplace Joe done likes caps and baggy shorts and tanktops just like Lawnboy Larry. Only he wears big boots. Usually Lawnboy Larry done run arounds barefoots.
And Poofy Sue done looks AND sounds like a man, just like ME! She done wears short shorts and tanktops BUT she done have real poofy hair and a VERY large head. I gots lovely stringy dirt blond hair. That be our difference.

It be real creepy. Can't waits til they gets fired from their 'jobs' too. Sos they can sits rounds likes us.

Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

ps I will posts pictures of them as soons as I can steals a pictures.