So all you losers voted on what colour flipflops I oughta wear tomorrow. Well, screw you all- I'm going for my new neon pink ones. Haha losers. Like you really thought I'd let you decide on my fashion sense. Don't you know nothin? I SET the fashion sense round here.
Anyways, still can't find my red flipflops. Thinking maybe Dagwood done stole them and buried them as treasure. He always did admire my red flipflops.