So this here's my boyfriend, Lawnboy Larry. DON'T get any ideas you females cuz he's all mine.

So some have asked what does Lawnboy Larry like to do. Well, I know he likes to cut lawns. And he likes to sit on my front stoop too. His favourite drink is Pepsi and any kind of alcohol. He's real cool cuz he smokes AND wears a cap. The cap is usually turned around too. SO that makes him especially cool. He was cool way back in high school too. That's where we met. We didn't learn nothin but we did look cool cuz we were the ones outside smokin and terrorizin all you idiots when you tried to walk past us. Yep, we were pretty cool. And we STILL are cuz we haven't changed at all! I've attached the latest picture of Lawnboy Larry-enjoy: