Hey Folks,

this here is Tanktop Tammy. Today I want to talk about my neighbour. Her name is Creepo's Bride or CB for short. She shacks up with my very bestest friend in the whole wide world- Creepo, of course! They are a lovely couple.

All weekend me, Lawnboy Larry, Creepo and CB sat in our campin chairs and smoked and drank and stared. It was super fun! Creepo and CB's lovely children LittleBastard, CryingGirl and BratGirl played with my two kids Pigface and SuperDuper.

Mostly they played with them on the road. A couple times LittleBastard was almost hit by a car. We all thought that was pretty funny! It really scared the driver. Loser!

And we lost the kids a few times. No big deal though. They all showed up at the back door round midnight or was it 1 in the morning, maybe even 2 am? Can't really remember cuz we were drinkin ALOT. Anyway, they eventually came home. This seems to happen alot. Especially when we've been drinkin. Oh boy, did we have fun!

This weekend we plan to do the same exact thing. Sit and stare and smoke and drink! It's so fun to be so cool!!

CB and I have so much fun together. Sometimes we have a smokin contest- who can smoke the most cigarettes. And sometimes we teach new swear words to Pigface. Super fun times. But mostly we just like to sit.

Well, that's it from me!

Later losers,

Tanktop Tammy