Ralphio

Hello Folks,

it's me again, Tanktop Tammy. Today I will introduce you to another neighbour of mine. This one here is called Ralphio. He's shackin up with KooKoo. He's real super paranoid. Like ALL the time man. His eyes are always shifting and his head is always a-turning, back and forth, back and forth. He's a nervous wreck. All us neighbours nicknamed him "Snitch-The-Two-Faced-Weasel". He's always pretending to be your friend, and Lawnboy Larry done told him all his secrets, and Ralphio done told everyone esle. If you want to know anything about anyone, you just go to Ralphio. He was the one that done told us that KooKoo went into the Loonie Bin. He thought she was never gonna get out. But she did. She came back. So now he's back to cuttin his lawn and watering his dead plants and making his there deck. He nearly lost all his toes when those bricks fell on his there feet. Lawnboy Larry and I laughed super hard when that happened! Haha loser!

Well, that's it from me. It's Mother's Day and my day to finally rest.

See ya suckers,

Tanktop Tammy