Hello folks,
its me again Tanktop Tammy.
Sos yesterdays be valentines day. Blah. Lawnboy done woke ups in a REAL bad mood AGAINS. Causin he done pissed on our couch AGAIN. He says it be ALL my fault. Then he done gots a 'restrainins order' puts against hims AGAINS- this be his FIFTH one. For stalkin teenage girls. AND he not be alouds in two restaurants causin of his stalkin. He donts likes restrainin orders much.
SOs then the Lawnboy done goes out to a fancy restaurant with his pinky pal. He says the foods be real goods. Unfortunatelys he done takes ALL our moneys and done spents it on hiself. SOS I hads to call up loser daddy to brings me and the brats something to eat too.
SOs sinces Lawnboy done takes all my moneys, me and Creepo done sits on our stoops. And done watches all the loser nieghbours goins out for valentines dinners. Who needs that when you done gots a stoops to sits on. Fancy dinners are for chumps anyways. And besides I aint ever been to a restaurant befores. ALL the moneys be spent on Lawnboy.
Lawnboy be tryin to convince the BIG companys to gives him another credit card in my names. Sos he cans go outs even more. He says he done deserves it.
Creepo done says that Lawnboy be the 3 s's. Sleazy, Sinister and Very Sneakys. Yep! That be Lawnboy. Creepo says that in da future Lawnboy is gonna have to lives in his Pinky Pal's basement with his boozes and restrainin orders. HAHA. Serves him right.
Later Losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps thinkin I mayt get one of those restrainin orders myself..............
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
no Creepo bride
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres hangin. Drinkins and smokins and starins and bullyins. That be my favourite.
Sos Creepo bride done takes off. He donts notices til nows but she done be gone for likes 2 months. Ooopsies. She donts takes the kids with hers.
Lawnboy be past outs in his bathrooms. Sittin and droolins in his own vomits. He says he done gots the sniffles sos he wonts be goins out of his bathroom for a week, at least. He be real mad causin he says he done got cuts off from usins my credit cards. He donts gots no money now. Haha loser. He says he gonna gets another credit card in my name sos he can go backs to partyins with all the cool teens. And da hookers. And his favourite pinky pal. He says the hooker done gives him the snifles.
Sos my favourite kid SuperDuper done bashed his heads into the cement sidewalks agains. He says he be bored. Sos I stitches him up myself. With Creepos helps of coarse.
Anyways gots to get another cigarettes in my mouth.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres hangin. Drinkins and smokins and starins and bullyins. That be my favourite.
Sos Creepo bride done takes off. He donts notices til nows but she done be gone for likes 2 months. Ooopsies. She donts takes the kids with hers.
Lawnboy be past outs in his bathrooms. Sittin and droolins in his own vomits. He says he done gots the sniffles sos he wonts be goins out of his bathroom for a week, at least. He be real mad causin he says he done got cuts off from usins my credit cards. He donts gots no money now. Haha loser. He says he gonna gets another credit card in my name sos he can go backs to partyins with all the cool teens. And da hookers. And his favourite pinky pal. He says the hooker done gives him the snifles.
Sos my favourite kid SuperDuper done bashed his heads into the cement sidewalks agains. He says he be bored. Sos I stitches him up myself. With Creepos helps of coarse.
Anyways gots to get another cigarettes in my mouth.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
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