Hello folks,
its me again Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres hangins. With my BESTEST friend in da hole wide world Creepo.
Lawnboy done haves a freak outs AGAINS. KooKoo done be outsides and heards him freakins out. When he run down the street screamin 'nobody dont loves me', KooKoo done comes over and says that Lawnboy done suffers from what you call 'mutiples personal disorders' or somethin likes that. I knows the words disorders and that done sounds likes Lawnboy. KooKoo done says Lawnboy shoulds be 'medicated'. Creepo done says Lawnboy just be your average asshole. And he donts suffers nothin but ass-hole-i-tis. I gots to go with Creepo on this one.
KooKoo done says she gots 2 new dogs and they cost ALOT! They done gots papers and everythins and she done gots them pregnant and she be sellin them puppies real soons for LOTS of money. Unlesses the human society done comes and takes away her puppies agains. She done lost LOTS of dogs cause she beats them or leaves them outsides in da rain and hail. She donts care. She says she be real goods with dogs. And she gonna keeps these ones til the human society done comes for them.
Anyway, me and Creepo done watches the other neighbours Fireplace Joe and Poofy Sue da other night. They be watches they fire agains and we be watches them.
Creepo be goin nuts takin care of his 3 brats sinces his lovely bride done left. She done run away.
Anyways gots to go bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Hangin
Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos me and Creepo be enjoyins this nice whether. I gots myself a new campin chair, I gots loser daddy to buys me one. It be REAL comfy too. Good for my ass.
Anyways yesterdays Lawnboy done haves a meltdowns. I thinks he gonna be takin away too just likes KooKoo does, every so oftens. Sos me and Creepo be sittins and hangins, enjoyins our cigarettes and beers and starins and bullyins the neighbours as they comes and goes, when all of a sudden Lawnboy done comes outs and starts screamins at us that he donts EVER wants to hang out with me OR Creepo EVER. That we be LOSERS and he be SO cool and have SO many cool teenage friends. Then he run down the streets yellins that nobody done loves him and nobody done 'gets him'. That he be super special. Then he comes back and asks if he can join me and Creepo cause we be havin a good party. Creepo done says we not be havin a party, we just be hangin and even ifen we weres havin a party he not be invited anyways causin he be a asshole and sycho. Lawnboy ran away and sulked then.
We havent seen him since. YAY!
KooKoo gots some new dogs, she done says she gonna breeds them and makes some moneys. As long as she can keeps these ones or donts gets boards of them and sells them agains.
Pigface be at schools (I thinks) and SuperDuper be with loser daddy ( I thinks). Sos it just be me and Creepo. It be a good day.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos me and Creepo be enjoyins this nice whether. I gots myself a new campin chair, I gots loser daddy to buys me one. It be REAL comfy too. Good for my ass.
Anyways yesterdays Lawnboy done haves a meltdowns. I thinks he gonna be takin away too just likes KooKoo does, every so oftens. Sos me and Creepo be sittins and hangins, enjoyins our cigarettes and beers and starins and bullyins the neighbours as they comes and goes, when all of a sudden Lawnboy done comes outs and starts screamins at us that he donts EVER wants to hang out with me OR Creepo EVER. That we be LOSERS and he be SO cool and have SO many cool teenage friends. Then he run down the streets yellins that nobody done loves him and nobody done 'gets him'. That he be super special. Then he comes back and asks if he can join me and Creepo cause we be havin a good party. Creepo done says we not be havin a party, we just be hangin and even ifen we weres havin a party he not be invited anyways causin he be a asshole and sycho. Lawnboy ran away and sulked then.
We havent seen him since. YAY!
KooKoo gots some new dogs, she done says she gonna breeds them and makes some moneys. As long as she can keeps these ones or donts gets boards of them and sells them agains.
Pigface be at schools (I thinks) and SuperDuper be with loser daddy ( I thinks). Sos it just be me and Creepo. It be a good day.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
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