Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Just sittin heres on my stoop in my campin chair with my bestest friend forever Creepo. We be sittin and starin and smokin and bullyin and drinkin. It be a good mornin.
Good news bitches-the freak with half a brain who done lives downs the streets has agrees to takes in my two brats for the rests of the summertimes. Yay! I was gettin scared causin loser daddy don't wants them anymores, he be sayins he needs a break. A breaks from whats? Loser. Anyways the half brain done takes them for nows. I hopes she donts want to gets moneys causin I aints payins her notin.
Bad news bitches-KooKoo done gots more puppies. These ones sure enough bark alots. And she has nerves to call the human societies on my brats for barkins too much. When her dogs be barkins up a storms. She done says she gonna breeds them. Ifen she can keeps them from beings takens away agains or ifen she done changes her minds and sells them. Loser.
Good and Bad news bitches-Lawnboy be at Pinky Pal's house ALOTS. YAY! BUTS he always finds his ways home. Not Yay.
Here be a tipycal day in the life of the Loser Lawnboy Larry-
Gets up bouts noon. Sniffs da couch to see ifen he done peed on its whiles past outs. Slops the last of da foods down its face.
Leaves.
Hangs with his Pinky Pal gettins drunks and dreamins of teenage girls.
Comes homes, scowlins and means. Has a bike baskets full of new computers and a news sound sistems.
Drinks. Blasts it new stereos REAL louds. Drinks. Scowlins. Passes outs.
Yep that be bout right. A tipical day of Lawnboy the badboy.
Anyways, gots to get back to my stoop. Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Monday, August 20, 2012
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Ads for Lawnboy
Hello folks,
Lookin For Love - Lawnboy Larry Styles
Lookin fer a young pertty thing under the age of 17, will buys beers and cigarettes fer sex. I will also gives you a computer with a key log on its sos I can track you and stalk you. My hobbies includes drinkins and passes outs and usuallys wakins in my own pool of piss.
Self provessed GREAT guy . Calls me. 205-9107 or email ats lawnboythebadboy@gmail.com
Me and Creepo done writes this here ads up for Lawnboy the Evil Douchebag sos he can haves somethin new to stalks, insteads of us. Wishes us lucks bitches!
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Lookin For Love - Lawnboy Larry Styles
Lookin fer a young pertty thing under the age of 17, will buys beers and cigarettes fer sex. I will also gives you a computer with a key log on its sos I can track you and stalk you. My hobbies includes drinkins and passes outs and usuallys wakins in my own pool of piss.
Self provessed GREAT guy . Calls me. 205-9107 or email ats lawnboythebadboy@gmail.com
Me and Creepo done writes this here ads up for Lawnboy the Evil Douchebag sos he can haves somethin new to stalks, insteads of us. Wishes us lucks bitches!
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Lawnboy Larry the Evil Douchebag
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Lawnboy strikes again. The dang bastard done gones out fer dinners AGAINS! It didn't even invites da brats. But then agains Lawnboy be number one!
This be funny. The other nights Lawnboy done comes and goes, comes and goes. It done goes out then comes back and slowly and very quietlies opens da front doors and then when he done hears I be in da kitchens, the stupid ass done runs into its bathrooms and turns off da lights. I done cracks up. The stupid prick be hidins in its stinky and dirty and filthys bathrooms with the lights ALL outs. Waitins for me to leaves da kitchens. What a stupid freak.
KooKoo done comes over yesterdays, and when she be hearins of the craps Lawnboys be doins, she done says that Lawnboy 'donts have no what you call conchonce' I done thinks I spelt dat rights. You cants treets people likes craps and thinks you be greats. You cants fuck overs yer kids and done thinks they done likes you. Pigface done says to me da other day that she hates Lawnboy. She done called him a prick. And she be rights.
KooKoo says pricks like Lawnboy only gots one friend, who done be a asshole toos. Sometimes they gets so close to eachothers that they done what you call skipes when they cants be togethers. Sad. KooKoo says Lawnboys die alone. KooKoo done says that she done what you call taro readins now and she done says that I be findins love REAL soon! I be SO excited over this! And she says this man NOT be a drunk OR a asshole! Yay for me!
Bye bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Lawnboy strikes again. The dang bastard done gones out fer dinners AGAINS! It didn't even invites da brats. But then agains Lawnboy be number one!
This be funny. The other nights Lawnboy done comes and goes, comes and goes. It done goes out then comes back and slowly and very quietlies opens da front doors and then when he done hears I be in da kitchens, the stupid ass done runs into its bathrooms and turns off da lights. I done cracks up. The stupid prick be hidins in its stinky and dirty and filthys bathrooms with the lights ALL outs. Waitins for me to leaves da kitchens. What a stupid freak.
KooKoo done comes over yesterdays, and when she be hearins of the craps Lawnboys be doins, she done says that Lawnboy 'donts have no what you call conchonce' I done thinks I spelt dat rights. You cants treets people likes craps and thinks you be greats. You cants fuck overs yer kids and done thinks they done likes you. Pigface done says to me da other day that she hates Lawnboy. She done called him a prick. And she be rights.
KooKoo says pricks like Lawnboy only gots one friend, who done be a asshole toos. Sometimes they gets so close to eachothers that they done what you call skipes when they cants be togethers. Sad. KooKoo says Lawnboys die alone. KooKoo done says that she done what you call taro readins now and she done says that I be findins love REAL soon! I be SO excited over this! And she says this man NOT be a drunk OR a asshole! Yay for me!
Bye bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
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