I make pertty wall decorations, losers

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. I made a pertty wall today. I took some old twigs and toilets paper and made a pertty decorations on the wall. It look SO pertty. I be the BESTEST at makin wall decorations. Somebody should hires me!

Lawnboy Larry be eatin toilets paper again. Idiot.

The brats are pullins out each others hairs.
Think I'll go and gets my bestest friend forever Creepo and hit the bar.

See ya suckers.
Tanktop Tammy

drinkin make you shrinkin?

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres in my garage, doin nothin. Takin it easy for a change. Lawnboy Larry done wants his loser daddy to done buy him a Mercedes Benz. Loser daddy doesn't want to. Don't know why. Lawnboy Larry says he be a good driver if he done gets this car. He wants to look even more cool. He don't like that he be shrinkin. Does drinkin make you shrinkin?
The brats are passed out. Creepo be comin overs later and we plans to go outs to that there bar agains. I'll leave Lawnboy Larry at home agains. He just embarrasses me anyways. Creepo and me have SO much fun together. We like to drink, and, well, drink. What more is there?

Anyway, betters get myself all prettied up for tonights fun. I sure am pretty.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

Lawnboy Larry

Hello folks,
it's me again, Tanktop Tammy. Sos I thinks the loser known as Lawnboy Larry be shrinkin. Seriously. He be shorter than me now. He be shrinkin. For reals. Probably be them funny cigarettes or somethin.
He be passed out in the garage right now. Loser. I dumped Pigface at school and SuperDuper at a babysittins house. Don't know who she is, but she be cheap.
Creepo and I needs to rest up for tonights goings-outs. We done told Lawnboy Larry that I bes goin to 'work outs' but we really be plannin to go to that there bar again. We play darts and what you call pool. And we get drunk. We fights over who has to drives home. It be SO much fun!
Well better get back to bed, got a LONG night ahead of me.
Haha losers.
Tanktop Tammy

Bikini Time Bitches

Hello folks,

it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos it be bikini time bitches! Well okay not yets. But soons! And I gots to look my bestest for my beeutiful black bikini. I hads to go outs and buys me a new one cause the idiot Lawnboy Larry done burnt my old one real good. Last years he done kept buryins it in the backyards. I kepts diggin it outs but he kepts buryin its. Sos then he burns it.

Sos this new bikini be much smaller than me old one. Boy Lawnboy Larry sure gonna loves me in this one. I sure be pertty and all. I hopes I can gets it to snap in all the right places. Just likes me last one did. I can'ts wait to sit outside ALL day and ALL nights in my brand new black bikini. It sure gonna be a good summer. For me anyway. Not for you losers though. Haha. I'm SO cool.

Ok gotta get back to the garage, I NEED a cigarette.

Later losers,

Tanktop Tammy

New Years Eve Aftermath

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos this mornin I done drags myself home I did. I wokes up in a park. Covereds in snow. Again with the snow. I didn't not knows where I was at first cause I never done leaves my stoop. But then finally done realized I was at a parks. It be a park Pigface done comes to by herselfs. She done told me abouts it. Anyways sos I crawled home. People laughed at me. Sos I growled at them. Growlin be my favourites.

When I gots home, I found Lawnboy Larry sittin on the stoop. He don't seem none too pleases to sees me. I shoved him off the stoop and took my rightfilled place. Third step on the right. If he thinks he be gettin my spot, he be wrong.

He tolds me that some teenagers done carried me off on New Years Eve. I says 'really' I don't remember nothin. Guesses I be sleepins for awhiles huh. Haha. I needed a good rest anyways.
Sos now it's time to get back to normals. Of sittins on my stoop. And starins at the neighbours as they come and go, come and go. Gots a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
Life be good.

Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy