Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos Lawnboy the Douchebag's aunty Ugly-Face done turned yellow and POPPED! Finally. That ol hag be a drunk done for years now and everyones be awaitins for her to drops dead sos they can haves her moneys. She be REAL nasty when she be alives. And always drunks too. Her skins turn ugly yellow and then she done died.
I done goin to her funurals with Creepo (my bestest friend forevers) sos we can eats. They be lots of foods there. Lawnboys only done went to see ifen he can gits some moneys outa her now that she be deads. He be tryins to gits moneys from hers for years.
Anyways the funurals be stranges. Causin everyone be SO happy! No one done be sad now that aunty Ugly-face be deads. Everyone be laughins and playins pins da tail on da donkeys. Mostly everyones be drunks causin there be lots o drunks in Lawnboys family.
Creepo done says that ifen ya think this funurals be a happy ones you just waits til Lawnboy the Douche done turns yellow and POPS! Haha loser. It be comin. He already is turnins into a nice shades of yellow! Keep ya fingers crossed!
On other news, KooKoo done opnes up a new daycares. She be takin her pills now so she be 'safe'. We see. And Lawnboy decided thats the brats wonts have a christmas this year causin he done spents the moneys already on hiself. Movies, dinners, lunches and new clothes fer hiself done adds up fast bitches. So that be nice the kids done give up christmas fer Lawnboy the Douche.
Merry Christmas Bitches. Joy to all and all that shit.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
