Saturday, October 27, 2012

Bag O Shit Lawnboy Done Wins A Award

Hello folks,
it be me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos Lawnboy done wons a awards. He done wons the awards for 'Beins the WORST dad EVER'. He be SO prouds of hiself. All these years of puttins hiself first and only carins bouts itself, done has paids off finally, he done be sayins. The brats be sad they aint gots no dad but as I says you cants have everythins. Anyways, Pigface be at PumpkinHeads most days now and SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) be havins fun times with his 'big brother'. His big brather talks to SuperDuper and SuperDuper done likes that alots.

Anyways we all be hopins Lawnboy Larry be dead soon. With all his drinkins, he should be turnin yellows any day now and POP! Haha loser! It be a sure dam waste of those nice new shiny shoes he done just boughts hiself.

Sos me and my bestest friend forevers be sittin and hangins. It almost be Halloweenies time. I donts need no masks again this year. My face done scares dem kids somethin awful. Ors maybe they can just looks at Lawnboy bein past outs. Lawnboy be one UGLY dude.

Anyways, gots to get backs to my stoop.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

thanksgivins happinesses

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin here with my bestest friend forever Creepo. We be sittin and starin and bullyin and smokin. It be a good day.

Lawnboy Larry done be REAL busy. He done be gettin a brand NEW computer readies for his new victim, I means, crush. She be 14 and he be really likin this ONE lots! He be workins on dat computer fer her ALL day. I sure done hopes she likes it. Of coarses it done be comins with a key-loggins on it sos Lawnboys can spys. Haha losers. Lawnboy keeps REAL busy spiuns on all the teenagers. It be alot of work.

He sure do looks nice in his nice NEW outfits these days. Nice clothes but stills a BAD die jobs on his hairs. He looks like an OLD retard. Anyways, I done signs my brat SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) to gets a BIG brother. Causin SuperDuper done needs a 'father figures'. He ain't gots no dad, just Lawnboy and Lawnboy be more an angry bitter DRUNK  old teenager than anythings else. SuperDuper done REALLY likes his big brother. His big brother done takes him places and done be nice to hims. Somethins Lawnboy never be.

Pigface be at her bestest friend forevers PumpkinHeads ALL weekend! YAY for me. I needs the breaks.

Sos thanksgivins just be me and Creepos. It be a GOOD times. No Lawnboys! Yay for me agains!

later losers,
Tanktop Tammy