Christmas times agains bitches

Hello folks,

its me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos it be Christmases times agains. Here be my Christmas story.

It all started outs goins good. Me and Creepo. Sittin, starin, drinkin, smokin and bullyin.

Thens I founds out Lawnboy Larry done takes ALL the christmas moneys and spents it on heself. He said he needed the stuffs. And he went out for a super nice dinner too. And a movie. And a hooker. And he says he gots the condoms to proves it. I donts want to see no condoms.

Lawnboy done says all that stuffs costs moneys.

Sos I sent out loser daddy to buy the brats some stuffs. Its good to haves a loser like loser daddy.

Then as me and Creepo done be barbieQin our weenie stuffed roasted turkey, Ralphio done comes burstin out of his house. He be on fire. He done rolls and rolls in da snow. It be SO funny. He be screamins like a girl. Then KooKoo done comes out screamins at Ralphio. Then she chases him. He done yells' help'. Me and Creepo done yells 'get him KooKoo'. Then a cop car and a ambulanse done comes flyin up to they house and the cop takes KooKoo and the ambulanse take Ralphio. That was a fun show.

Anyway so now we be sittin agains. And just starin at the neighbours as they comes and goes, comes and goes. My brats be passed out causin I gives them 3 gravols each. Sos all in alls in be a good christmas.

Merry Christmas bitches!
Tanktop Tammy

moldy cheeses and other stuffs too

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos just sittin heres on my stoop in my campin chair. With Creepo. My very bestest friend in da hole wide world. Stupid Lawnboy done came home late last nights reekins of booze. He done scurried off to his bathroom for more boozins. Then he done past outs on da couch. BUT he done left behinds his stale old left overs from the fancy restaurants he done goes to AND my brats done gets into it. They done ATE everythings. Moldy cheeses, disgusting pastries, pies, noodles, chickens, AND then they done started pukins. It took me forevers to get them in their rooms to sleep. Sos I be REAL tireds now. I needs my beauty sleeps to looks this pretty everyday. I BE so pretty.

Anyways, Lawnboy says the moldy leftovers were meants for us. He says it be just as nice as the foods he gots to eats at them fancy restaurants. Lawnboy be a prick AND I donts want his moldy cheeses.

Sos me and Creepo be sittin here smokin and drinkins and bullyins. Pigface be at school, thank god, and I done sent SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) over to KooKoo. She say she be 'back on her meds' so she is okay. She done gonna gets some more puppies and maybe try breedins them. She done gots her last two puppies taken away agains.

Anyways, I gots to go and do some more sittin befores the snows starts flyin. Ha! That be one of Creepo's sayins.

Anyway, later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

snots and green goos = icky

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos I beens sick for like days now. All cuz of the idiot Lawnboy Larry. He done comes home reekins of booze and snotin up snots and hackins up green goos. And sos now me and my brats done been sick. I done sent my brats to loser daddy to done takes care of.

Lawnboy done also bragged and bragged bouts eatins at a REAL nice restaurants. He says he haves REAL fun times and the foods be REAL done goods. He done take his pinky pal. He done says it cost LOTS of moneys. He done says I should starts payin offs that credit cards that done be in my names cuz it gettins full real fast. Nice dinners cost moneys, says Lawnboy Larry. And he be wantins more of them REAL nice dinners.

Creepo done says Lawnboy Larry be a REAL A-hole. I done laughed. Creepo be the smartest persons I ever done knows!

Me and Creepo be sittins in my garage causin it be colds outside. But we can still watches the neighbours from in here.

Anyways, gots to get back to my stoop.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

two bit hooker

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos just sittin heres on my stoop with Creepo the bestest ever friend in da hole wide world. It be gettins colder so me and Creepo done wearin 2 coats. Sos then KooKoo the nutcase done comes over and tells me that I should what you call 'donate' my other coat. I tells her to gits or I puts the hose to her. She done leaves then.


Yesterdays Ma Barker done comes over and tells me and Creepo that she be goins out for new years eves. She done gonna wears a brights silver dress and hooker heels. She says she done wants to looks like a 'two-bit-hooker'. She done says I should wears a dress like hers too. But I dont wants to leave my stoops. Creepo be thinkin bouts goins but he said maybes it be more fun to haves a party right here on my stoop. I thinks that be much betters idea.


Lawnboy done be gone for a few days. He done comes home for a bits yesterdays. He done freaks out alots. He says his teenage crush done told him gits lost. She done takes the things he done boughts her and then tells him to gits. He really done likes this last teenager too. He done says they have SO much in commons. But she done knows he donts be a teenager but an old faced dirty man with greasy dyed hairs. He didnts think she done figures it out. Too bad sucker. Hahahaha loser!


Anyways I gots to gits back to my stoop sos I can do my drinkins and smokins and hangins, and bullyins and starins.


Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy