The Fashion Sense of Tanktop Tammy

Hi Folks,
it's me again, Tanktop Tammy,
This next post I call 'The Fashion Sense of Tanktop Tammy',
All you really need to do to look super good like me are 3 simple fashion rules. This really really works for me folks.

Okay Number 1: You need a tanktop. Any colour will do.

Number 2: Number two is very important. You need a pair of short shorts, ones low enough so that your ass crack is always in view. Ones where you DON'T have to bend over to show the good stuff. Your ass crack MUST always be in view in order to have good fashion sense. Very, very IMPORTANT.

Okay now for Number 3: DON'T comb your hair. My hair is most lovely when I haven't washed or brushed it in weeks. This really adds to the effect. I look great!

Okay so I said there are just 3 simple rules, well, there's just one more thing to do- Wear a SCOWL on your face at ALL times- so important.
Always always scowl and if you feel like, do like me and growl!

That's it. Pretty simple. If you follow my rules, you'll look as good, well, almost as good as me!
That's it from me folks, I've taken enough time away from my campin chair. And I really need a smoke.

This Is Me Folks!

OK, it's me again, Tanktop Tammy. Some of you have asked what I look like. I'm quite a beauty actually. Well, to me I am. I thought the best way to describe my beauty was to post a picture. It's actually a picture of a fish but it definitely resembles my beauty. Especially my lips. My nickname is actually FishFace. Gee , I wonder why.

Well folks, that's me! Enjoy my great beauty.

The Grand Adventures of Loserville

Hi there,
My name is Tanktop Tammy, and I am a loser. I live with my boyfriend. His name is Lawnboy Larry. He's called Lawnboy Larry cuz he cuts lawns. ALOT! He likes it.
I don't work. I used to. But they fired me cuz they said I was too ugly to work there. Many people think I am a man. Just cuz I walk like a man. And I talk like a man. They say if it walks like a man, and it talks like a man, then it must be a man. Even Lawnboy Larry thinks I might be a man, just cuz my penis is bigger than his.
Sometimes I growl.
Lawnboy Larry and I have 2 very ugly kids. One is named Pigface and she is 5. We named
her Pigface cuz she looks like a pig. The other one is 2 and we named that one SuperDuper cuz we like him more. When Pigface laughs, she sounds just like a pig squealing. When she goes out to play, all the neighbours close their windows. She goes out to play ALL day, she likes to play in the street. She stays outside into the wee hours of the morning. Lawnboy Larry and I don't care what she does cuz we just like to sit on our porch in our little campin chairs smokin and drinkin. I sit on my porch ALL day smokin and drinkin. Sometimes I have my loser friends over and they sit on my porch too. They love my porch. And so do I.
I loves my porch.
Well, that's it from me. Gotta get back to my porch.
Still growling,
Tanktop Tammy