hey loosers

Hi folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres with Creepo my bestest friend forever. We be havin fun sittin and drinkin and smokin and bullyin and terrorizin the neighbours. Espesially KooKoo. Her dogs be runnin free ALL week. She leave them outside ALL day and ALL night. She says she be breedin them. And she will make big money.

She done call the human society on me AGAIN. Causin she says my brats be barkin two loud again. And it be buggin her. And they pissed on her lawn. Only SuperDuper done pisses on her lawn. SuperDuper (that one be my favourites one) done bashed his head into the sidewalks AGAINS. He done gets bored real fast sos he smashed his head into concretes for fun. He had to get ALL new teeths this week. One of his teeths be gold. He looks REAL super cool.

Lawnboy be passed out on da couch. He done be passed out in his own piss. He done smell REAL bad. He smells likes piss and booze and hooker. It not be a good smell. It be a real bad smell. He done tells me I am gonna gets a new credits cards sos he can goes to more movies. He sure do likes them movies. Only he cans effords goins to the movies. They aint be no more moneys for me or my kids to go to them movies. He likes to see them movies in a big espensive movie place espesially when the moveis first done comes out. He done needs to see it rights away. He done sees every movie that done comes out. And he likes real expensive restaurants two. He likes to try every single restaurant in da city. He says he done deserves it. He be number one afteralls. Creepo done says Lawnboy be an asshole. Anyways me and da kids donts needs movies when we gots a campin chair and lots of neighbours to bully. I be keepin pretty busy.

Creepo done says he hates being stuck with his brats all alones since his bride done splits. She done takes off. I saws her leaves in da middle of da night when she done thoughts everyones be sleepins. I donts say nothin to Creepo. Creepo dont notices she be gone for two whole months. Then one day he knows she be gone so nows he wants to date someones sos they can takes care of his brats. They sure be a handful Espesially his boy. He done starts 5 fires this weeks alones. He likes burnin stuffs.

Anyways I gots to go bitches. I donts want to lose outs on terrorizin new neighbours.
later loosers,
Tanktop Tammy

Happy Easter all you bitches

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos it be Easter times agains. Last year that damn bastard Lawnboy Larry done tooks ALL the easter moneys his loser daddy done gives us and wents out to a bar with his pinky pal. I done finally tracked him down at a bar at midnites and he was full blowns drunks. He done uses ALL the moneys on strippers and boozes. So my brats dont gets a easter. Sos I knows he be outs agains boozins and hookerins this years too.

Sos I decidedes to get loser daddy to gives my brats chocolate insteads of givin moneys to Lawnboy to buys chocolates. I tolds loser daddy to gets only the best chocolates cause I be the one who gonna eats most of its. I usually tells the kids that Creepo's dog done eats all the chocolates but it really be me and Creepo. Haha loser.

Anyways Creepo's dog be mostly chuckin all the time anyways.

Sos anyways happy Easter all you bitches,
Tanktop Tammy