Tuesday, March 27, 2012

hey bitches

Hello folks,
its me again Tanktop Tammy.

Sos just sittin heres hangins. With my BESTEST friend in da hole wide world Creepo.

Lawnboy done haves a freak outs AGAINS. KooKoo done be outsides and heards him freakins out. When he run down the street screamin 'nobody dont loves me', KooKoo done comes over and says that Lawnboy done suffers from what you call 'mutiples personal disorders' or somethin likes that. I knows the words disorders and that done sounds likes Lawnboy. KooKoo done says Lawnboy shoulds be 'medicated'. Creepo done says Lawnboy just be your average asshole. And he donts suffers nothin but ass-hole-i-tis. I gots to go with Creepo on this one.

KooKoo done says she gots 2 new dogs and they cost ALOT! They done gots papers and everythins and she done gots them pregnant and she be sellin them puppies real soons for LOTS of money. Unlesses the human society done comes and takes away her puppies agains. She done lost LOTS of dogs cause she beats them or leaves them outsides in da rain and hail. She donts care. She says she be real goods with dogs. And she gonna keeps these ones til the human society done comes for them.

Anyway, me and Creepo done watches the other neighbours Fireplace Joe and Poofy Sue da other night. They be watches they fire agains and we be watches them.

Creepo be goin nuts takin care of his 3 brats sinces his lovely bride done left. She done run away.


Anyways gots to go bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

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