Saturday, October 27, 2012

Bag O Shit Lawnboy Done Wins A Award

Hello folks,
it be me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos Lawnboy done wons a awards. He done wons the awards for 'Beins the WORST dad EVER'. He be SO prouds of hiself. All these years of puttins hiself first and only carins bouts itself, done has paids off finally, he done be sayins. The brats be sad they aint gots no dad but as I says you cants have everythins. Anyways, Pigface be at PumpkinHeads most days now and SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) be havins fun times with his 'big brother'. His big brather talks to SuperDuper and SuperDuper done likes that alots.

Anyways we all be hopins Lawnboy Larry be dead soon. With all his drinkins, he should be turnin yellows any day now and POP! Haha loser! It be a sure dam waste of those nice new shiny shoes he done just boughts hiself.

Sos me and my bestest friend forevers be sittin and hangins. It almost be Halloweenies time. I donts need no masks again this year. My face done scares dem kids somethin awful. Ors maybe they can just looks at Lawnboy bein past outs. Lawnboy be one UGLY dude.

Anyways, gots to get backs to my stoop.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

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