Saturday, April 23, 2011

Easter time by Tanktop Tammy

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos yesterday me and my very bestest friend in the whole wide world Creepo went round the neighbourhood and done steels. We done did our usual and stood outside the candies store. My job was to pop up on the unsuspectin and roar. Them people done be SO scared! It be SO funny. Then when they scream after seein my face, they drops everythings and runs. And that's when Creepo scoops in and done steels them candies. We done stole lots!

We went back to my garage and done eats most of it. Then I puked. Then we done devided the rests ups for SuperDuper (he be my favourite), Pigface, CryinGirl, LittleBastard and BratGirl. We done goin give it to them tomorrows.

Still haven't decided what revenge we gonna do to KooKoo yet. But I did puke in her flowers. haha loser. That will drive her nuts. Oh wait! She already BE nuts!

I'm havin loser daddy drop off foods tomorrow so we can feast. Tonight Creepo and me are gettin drunk! I think Lawnboy Larry be joinin us too and Creepo's lovely bride too.

Gotta go losers. Your Easter won't be as good as mine. Haha on you.
later,
Tanktop Tammy

Monday, April 18, 2011

Hangin by Tanktop Tammy

Hello folks,

it be me agains Tanktop Tammy. I be SO awesome.

Sos just spent the hole days sittin on my stoop with Creepos. Some of my slutty friends done comes by to sits too. We be drinkin beers and smokins and sittins and starins. It be a good day.

I BE so happy Pigface goes over to her bestest friend forever PumpkinHead's house. Lawnboy Larry's loser daddy done took SuperDuper (that be my favourite) out to what you call Mcdonalds. While he done be heres I gots some more money from him. Hahaha loser! I don't know where Lawnboy Larry be? Maybe the garage passed out. Or in KooKoo's treehouse? Or down by the swamp lickin frogs?

Creepo and me still be plannins somethin REAL mean to do to KooKoo. She be buggin me REAL lots lately. And she not be takin my brats for babysittins NO mores. That piss me off. Free babysittins what I be about.

Anyway, so it be a good day of Creepo, and sluts and hangin and plannins somethin good.

Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

Thursday, April 14, 2011

tooths and nutcases

Hello folks,
it's me again, Tanktop Tammy. I be SO awesome!

Anyways, sos Pigface done lost a tooth today. She done shoved it up SuperDuper's nose. I gives him peppers to sneeze and 3 hours laters he done sneezes it out. Kids.

KooKoo done be real botherins me lately. She still be on those Happy Pills, which be goods, I guesses. Either way she creeps me out. She been outside ALL day nows. She be standins there and yellin, real sweetsie like, 'Wee' and 'Whoa' and 'Ahhhh'. I about ready to gets over there and smash her right in the mouth. She be turnins her home into a what you call 'Dayscares' centre. It be streamins with kids. Snot nosed little bastards. Anyways I don't be likins it much. Creepo and mes DON'T like dayscares centres!! We be thinkins of goin over there and spookins KooKoo agains. That might put her backs in the hospital or looneybin! YAY!!!

gotta go and plans somethin real goods,
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

ps BUYS my TitiBitis and wins me a cars!
pss I BE SO AWESOME!

Friday, April 8, 2011

me

Hello folks,

it's me again, Tanktop Tammy.

Just sittin here enjoyins my stoop and cigarette and beer. Pigface be at PumpkinHead's house, SuperDuper (my most favourite) be in his cage with his snots and the cat. Creepo (my bestest friend in the whole wide world) be sittin besides me and Lawnboy Larry be down by that there water lickin them toads agains. Lifes be real goods. For me. But NOT for you. haha.

see you losers laters,
Tanktop Tammy

ps BUY my TitiBitis and wins me a new car. WOOT WOOT

Monday, April 4, 2011

whoop whoop

Hello folks, buy my Titibiti products sos I cans WIN a new car! Oh yeahs and yous can lose the fats. Inbox me for all the detales. Later bitches, Tanktop Tammy