Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres in my bikini soakins up da sun. With my bestest friend forever Creepo. We be sittin and drinkin and smokin and starin and bullyin. That last one done be my favourite. The kids be at loser daddys house agains sos they can eats. Causin Lawnboy done spents all my credits on hiself. Goins out and buyins hiself things done costs ALOT of moneys. He done spents every last cents on hiself and then blamed me for it. What a asshole huh. He done says I needs another what you call 'credit cards'.
Creepo done asks where the Lawnboy be at and I says he be scowlins and sittins and stalkins on his computer. He be readin my emails and all the little girls emails and his Pinky Pals emails. Pinky Pal still be mad that Lawnboy stalks hims. The little girls donts know nothin bouts it. Lawnboy be mad causin he donts likes someones doin what he be doin to others. Sos he be real scowlins for, well, forevers. Creepo done says Lawnboy be 'one mentally fucked up stubby legged freak with a bad die job'. Haha Creepo be SO rights.
Sos KooKoo done comes over yesterdays to 'prays' for me and Creepo. She says we be goin to hell for sures causin we not be of 'da book'. She done says though that my bikini be real pertty ands I could make a real good religious person. But I tolds her AGAINS I dresses sexy causin I BE sexy and NOT religious. I just tryins to get a tan. Sos I tolds her to beats it or I'll kick her ass and beat her down. She done runs but yells 'violents be part of being religios persons so join us'. Then she felled down. And me and Creepo laughed. And then I done hosed her off. Haha loser.
Last weekends be Canada Day. Me and Creepo done sats and watched da neighbours comes and goes. We donts needs to do nothin fun since we gots our campin chairs and cigarettes. Everythin be heres. Lawnboy spents all day scowlins or passed out. Everyone elses afoided hims. Causin he be such a prick.
Anyways another holiday survived. Maybes by da next holiday Lawnboy will be no more!
Gots to go bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
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