Saturday, July 28, 2012

bye bye

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos GOOD news bitches. Lawnboy Larry the fuck up done makes up with his bestest friend and only friend Pinky Pal. Pinky done says its okays ifen Lawnboy wants to stalk him and reads ALL his emails causin he aint gots no one elses to hangs with. ALL drunks gots to have ONE friend. Another drunks. Its da rules bitches.
Sos Pigface done gots invited to her bestest friend forevers PumpkinHead and when she done comes homes, Lawnboy the fucktard done stalks her. He done follows her ALL over da house, starins at her. And he be harressin her with mean questions and sayins. Ifen she done leaves a room, he done leaves da room. Ifen she goes into another rooms, he done goes into another rooms. He be REAL nasty to hers. She aint know whys. I done tells her it be causin Lawnboy be a drunkin asshole. She done asks where he done goes when he done comes and goes, comes and goes and I says I donts be knowins eithers. Mostly to get booze and stalk little girls. She done says he be creepy. And I says yep.
And now ALL of my guy friends on my phone be deletes. Lawnboy done do it agains. The prick evens takes off my dentist causin he be a guy. Creepo says Lawnboy sure be shrinkin so fastest now that hopefully he just keeps shrinkins til he done disappears. I done hopes so toos. Sos do the brats. Bye bye Lawnboy the fucktard! And Good riddances toos!

later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy

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