Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Lawnboy strikes again. The dang bastard done gones out fer dinners AGAINS! It didn't even invites da brats. But then agains Lawnboy be number one!
This be funny. The other nights Lawnboy done comes and goes, comes and goes. It done goes out then comes back and slowly and very quietlies opens da front doors and then when he done hears I be in da kitchens, the stupid ass done runs into its bathrooms and turns off da lights. I done cracks up. The stupid prick be hidins in its stinky and dirty and filthys bathrooms with the lights ALL outs. Waitins for me to leaves da kitchens. What a stupid freak.
KooKoo done comes over yesterdays, and when she be hearins of the craps Lawnboys be doins, she done says that Lawnboy 'donts have no what you call conchonce' I done thinks I spelt dat rights. You cants treets people likes craps and thinks you be greats. You cants fuck overs yer kids and done thinks they done likes you. Pigface done says to me da other day that she hates Lawnboy. She done called him a prick. And she be rights.
KooKoo says pricks like Lawnboy only gots one friend, who done be a asshole toos. Sometimes they gets so close to eachothers that they done what you call skipes when they cants be togethers. Sad. KooKoo says Lawnboys die alone. KooKoo done says that she done what you call taro readins now and she done says that I be findins love REAL soon! I be SO excited over this! And she says this man NOT be a drunk OR a asshole! Yay for me!
Bye bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
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