Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Happy New Year to all you bitches. I kicked 2012's ass to the curb. It felts good. Soon I be kickin Lawnboy to the curb too! Haha loser.
Sos that dang bastard Lawnboy done be usin my razor to done shaves off his pubes. Icky. He done gots the crabs. On his hairs. So he thoughts he could done shaves dem off. Stupid retard. Haha loser. Icky.
KooKoo done spents the new year in da looney bin. Ooops. Guesses she done goes off her meds agains. haha!
Loser daddy done takes my brats for new years eves. So me and my bestest friend forever Creepo done celebrates togethers. We eats weenies (my favourites) and dranks beers. Lawnboy the poor pathetic bastard aint got no place to go. What? No teenage girls to partyies with. Haha loser. Maybe his Pinky Pal be done gone agains, maybe they done haves a what you calls 'lovers quarrel' either that or Lawnboy done ate Pinky Pal. There be some strange lookin meats in the freezer. Uhoh.
Better bes goins, sees all you bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
What a great new years eve! And...TT... what sort of Steve Austin eyes you must have to have done spotted them crabs on yer razor!
ReplyDeleteHe gots crabs! He didn't try to eat them did he? Dumb bastard probably considered it!
Keep on rockin' in 2013 TT!
yeah I done sees him there a scratchins somethin awful.Ifen ya cants eat da crabs then you gots to shaves em off. That be Lawnboys idea. Watch out new twinkies, Lawnboy be a fulled up with itchin bitins crabs. Just warnins ya
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