alone in his own stenches

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin in my garage hangins with Creepo (my very bestest friend in da hole wide world). Pigface be at schools (thanks gods) and SuperDuper (that be my favourite brat) be at loser daddys house. Some time to meselfs. I needs the break.

Sos yesterday the loser skank nowns as Lawnboy Larry done comes runnins out yellins at me and Creepo. He done wants to comes and hangs out with us. Then he done runs back insides and then he done runs back outsides and yells that he donts EVER wants to hangs with us losers. He done gots his own pinky pal who is SO greats. Then he done runs down the streets yellins nobodys done loves him. And he be SO great.

Whatever freak.

Then KooKoo done comes over. She done tells me and Creepo she be takin 'sykick course'. Sykick done be a hard words to spells but I think I gots it. Causin I be SO smart. And beautiful. And awesome.

Sos anyways, KooKoo done tells us she can reads the futures now causin she tooks a coarse in its. Sos Creepo done asks her what done gonna happen to me and hims. She done says Creepo done gonna buy a new car. Or motersycle. Cool. Creepo done like that. And she says for mes- that I agonna find love. Some cool dude done gonna comes along in a couple of years and we done gonna falls in love. That be a BIG relieve causin then I can FINALLY gets rid of Lawnboy the ahole. Creepo done asks then whats gonna happen to Lawnboy Larry and KooKoo done says he gonna 'die ALONE in his owns stench of vomits and disgusts in his own bathroom'. That sounds REAL good to mes and Creepo. Creepo done says that be a 'fittin ends to an asshole life'.

Anyway I gots to go,
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

NO nasty drunks allowed

Hello folks,
its me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres, drinkin, smokin, bullyin, starin and sittin. What more is there?

So stupid Lawnboy done spents ALL ours grocery moneys on goins out AGAINS. I done haves to call over loser daddy to brings me and my brats some foods. Sos we donts starve.

Yesterdays when me and Creepo (my bestest friend forever) was just sittin, stupid Lawnboy done comes over, shruggins and starins at its feets and done asks us what we be doins. We says we be sittins. And then he done asks us if we be goins outs? And I says you done tooks ALL the moneys you stupid cow, so wheres we be goins to? And then stupid Lawnboy done shrugs agains. And says I donts know. Just thought you be goins out.
Then he says he wants to join us in our party time. And I says we aint partyin. We just sittin. And he says he still wants to join us now. Before he says we be TOO lame to join. We be the losers and he ONLY hangs with the coolest teens. Sos Creepo done remembers this and says to Lawnboy 'NO drunkun ass, prick face assholes allowed in our group Lawnboy. Go piss on the couch'. Sos Lawnboy done throws a hissy fit and runs off to his bathroom to consoles heself with some boozens.

Later on, he did piss on da couch. He was done past out.

Anyway that be my day bithces,
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

ouwy

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here on my stoop with my very bestest friend in da hole wide world. We be sittin and drinkin and starin and smokin and bullyin. What more is there.

I feelin bummed out causin my ass done hurts sos. One of my brats done left a toy on da stairs and I done tripped and felled on it. Bounced down da stairs on my ass. It done hurts. Sos I sittins. Takin it real easy like.

KooKoo done be backs home sos I done lets her take my favourite kid SuperDuper for the day. I needs the breaks afteralls. Yesterdays SuperDuper done smashed his head into the brick walls causin he was bored. Sos he done had to get stitches agains. His head gonna be a map o stitches soon. Haha. That be my boy.

No sight of Lawnboy. He be off partyin with his Pinky Pal and other teenage friends. He think he be SO cool. But I BE so cool.

Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

sittins

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos just sittin heres on my stoop in my campin chair. Got myself a new campin chair. Mine old one done broke. Lawnboy done says it be causin of my fat ass. Sos I done smacked him upside the head.

Lawnboy be super bummed out lately. He done says that his bestest friend ever, his Pinky Pal done be what you call a 'al-co-ho-lick'.He says his Pinky Pal done drinks WAY tooo much. He always be drunks. And it sucks causin Lawnboy wants Pinky Pal to do ALL the drivins when theys go outs partyins togethers and buys them hookers and all that fun stuffs.
Creepo done says 'how'd you knows Pinky Pal be a drunk causin YOU be a drunk tooo.' Lawnboy plugged his ears and ran off to his bathroom yellins 'nobody dont love me!". He be in there ever since.

As for me and Creepo we be sittins and drinkins and smokins and bullyins and starins. It be a good day for us.

Anyways later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

new year bitches, same Tammy

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos just sittin heres in my garage causin it be REAL colds outside. I can stills peaks on the neighbours and runs out and terrorizes them whens I needs too.

Sos I guesses it be a new year. Happy New Year all you bitches. I spent my new years with Creepo my very bestest friend in da hole wide world. We toasted marshmellows and weenies over the fire pit in my garage. And then we drank. We dont stop drinkin til we done saws the suns comes up. Then we shots off fireworks. Creepo done nearly blew off his face twice! It be SO awesome. I BE so awesome!

I sent my brats to loser daddy. I needs the break. Lawnboy Larry done takes off to a fancy restaurant. Then to the hooker place. And then to what he calls a SUPER cool party with ONLY super cool teenagers there. He donts come home til late last night. He done tells me and Creepo- Happy 2009! Stupid drunk idiot. He done still thinks it be 2009. Stupid.

Anyways, happy 2012 bitches.
I needs a cigarette.
Tanktop Tammy