Whoa. Sos I just wokes up and thoughts it still be Christmis. But no, it be New Years Eve. Wow.
A whole weeks of drinkin and be passed out. It be a super nice way to spends a whole week. I wokes to find Lawnboy Larry pourin beers down my throat. He says he be doins it to makes me happy and keeps me alive but I knows he be doin it to makes me stays passed outs.
Sos I pounded him.
Don't know where the brats are, maybe at Creepos? Anyways it be time to start partyins for 2011! It's gonna be a wootin tootin hootin hollerin party times!! Kookoo and Ralphio better be runnin for them hills. Haha losers.
Lawnboy Larry done says it be a new dicade too. But I don't knows nothin abouts that.
Too bad your new years eve ain't gonna be as good as mine be. Bitches.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Friday, December 31, 2010
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Merry Christmas Losers
Merry Christmas all you losers!
It's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos we gots up early and tore into our stolen (or as I likes to thinks of it, regifted) presents. Had a smoke and a beers for breakfast. Then I gives a beers to Pigface and SuperDuper to makes them pass out. I likes it quiets on Christmas.
Some stupid carollers done comes over last nights and starts singin. It was truly horridable. Lawnboy Larry done starts peein on them from the upstairs window. I done thoughts it was funny. But it ain't get rid of them sos I turned the hose on them. Then they ran. That was funny.
Gots the weenie stuffed turkey in the oven. Waitin for my bestest friend forever Creepo and his lovely bride and wonderful brats to comes over for dinners. I be greatsful for my bestest friend. But not feelin greatsful for Lawnboy Larry. He done irritate me sos. I like to think of myself as widowed. Haha loser.
Anyway, times to get back to my stoop, gots some nieghbours watchin to dos.
Later losers. And too bad your Christmas won't be as good as mine!
Losers!
Tanktop Tammy
It's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos we gots up early and tore into our stolen (or as I likes to thinks of it, regifted) presents. Had a smoke and a beers for breakfast. Then I gives a beers to Pigface and SuperDuper to makes them pass out. I likes it quiets on Christmas.
Some stupid carollers done comes over last nights and starts singin. It was truly horridable. Lawnboy Larry done starts peein on them from the upstairs window. I done thoughts it was funny. But it ain't get rid of them sos I turned the hose on them. Then they ran. That was funny.
Gots the weenie stuffed turkey in the oven. Waitin for my bestest friend forever Creepo and his lovely bride and wonderful brats to comes over for dinners. I be greatsful for my bestest friend. But not feelin greatsful for Lawnboy Larry. He done irritate me sos. I like to think of myself as widowed. Haha loser.
Anyway, times to get back to my stoop, gots some nieghbours watchin to dos.
Later losers. And too bad your Christmas won't be as good as mine!
Losers!
Tanktop Tammy
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Words of Wisdoms by Tanktop Tammy
Words of Wisdoms by Tanktop Tammy:
Todays I watched the neighbour get mail. Me and Lawnboy Larry done stood on our stoop and done watched. We done watched them go to the mail box and we done watched them leave from the mail box and back into their house.
Todays I watched the neighbour get mail. Me and Lawnboy Larry done stood on our stoop and done watched. We done watched them go to the mail box and we done watched them leave from the mail box and back into their house.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Beeutiful Christmis Tree
Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy.
Sos todays Lawnboy Larry is espeically annoyin. Sos insteads of murderin him, I decided to send him out with my bestest friend forever, Creepo. I tolds them to brings me back a tree. Sos I can decorates it all pertty like. I be the bestest EVER at decoratin a Christmis tree.
Sos anyway Lawnboy Larry and Creepo done set out for a tree. They bring an ax.
Lawnboy Larry done come back two hours later cryin. What a sissy. He had a big bump on his there head and he be blabberin bouts a tree done falls on his heads. Creepo said he done laughed real hards when that there tree done falls on Lawnboy Larry's head.
I tolds him to stop blubberin cause at leasts it's only his heads, it don't hurt nothin impotant.
But they done brings me back a real nice tree. It be the neighbours tree. Sos I decorated it with beers and weenies. It had to done decorated in ONLY blue and red cause that be my decoratin colours this year. Lawnboy Larry tried to stick a cigarette on it but I done slapped him and said NO. It not be reds or blues. Or weenies or beers.
I caughts Lawnboy Larry taken a leek in the tree stand. He says it done helps it grows better. I says it already be dead you stupid. And slaps him again.
To top off the beeutiful tree, I puts my picture on the tops. Lawnboy Larry says you supposed to put an angel or a stars on top BUT I done told him that I already be a star and an angel. Haha loser.
I sure do has the perttiest tree EVER. Suckers.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
it's me again Tanktop Tammy.
Sos todays Lawnboy Larry is espeically annoyin. Sos insteads of murderin him, I decided to send him out with my bestest friend forever, Creepo. I tolds them to brings me back a tree. Sos I can decorates it all pertty like. I be the bestest EVER at decoratin a Christmis tree.
Sos anyway Lawnboy Larry and Creepo done set out for a tree. They bring an ax.
Lawnboy Larry done come back two hours later cryin. What a sissy. He had a big bump on his there head and he be blabberin bouts a tree done falls on his heads. Creepo said he done laughed real hards when that there tree done falls on Lawnboy Larry's head.
I tolds him to stop blubberin cause at leasts it's only his heads, it don't hurt nothin impotant.
But they done brings me back a real nice tree. It be the neighbours tree. Sos I decorated it with beers and weenies. It had to done decorated in ONLY blue and red cause that be my decoratin colours this year. Lawnboy Larry tried to stick a cigarette on it but I done slapped him and said NO. It not be reds or blues. Or weenies or beers.
I caughts Lawnboy Larry taken a leek in the tree stand. He says it done helps it grows better. I says it already be dead you stupid. And slaps him again.
To top off the beeutiful tree, I puts my picture on the tops. Lawnboy Larry says you supposed to put an angel or a stars on top BUT I done told him that I already be a star and an angel. Haha loser.
I sure do has the perttiest tree EVER. Suckers.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Monday, December 20, 2010
Creepo Returns And Santie Be Stealins!
Hello folks,
it's me, Tanktop Tammy. Sos my Christmis wish done come true! Creepo has done returned to me. I be SO happy. He didn't like workin at 'workin outs'. He be gonna go back to the welfares. Likes me.
Sos me and my bestest bud forever and forever, done our usual Christmis trickerys.
We done go round the neighbourhoods and 'takes' anything that ain't be bolted down. We dress in reds to looks like Santie Claus in case we gets caught. We stole some real good shit this year. I thinks it be our bestest year yets.
We done stole two sleds, some cigarettes (previously smoked), a can of oil, one bike, two hats, one skateboard and all them wreaths on them doors too. I gives Lawnboy Larry the wreaths. He likes to play with them, in what he done calls 'ring toss'. He done throws them wreaths over beers cans. It keep him busy for hours.
I also done steals all the pertty Christmis lights, Creepo likes to dress in them, nakeds. It be funny. And I done stoles all the carrots from them snowmens too. They be tasty.
Creepo's done gonna take the can of oil, I'm takin the cigarettes, and we be splittin the bikes and sleds and skateboards between Lawnboy Larry and the brats.
It gonna be a good Christmis!
Gotta go, sounds like Lawnboy Larry done got his face buried in snows again.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
it's me, Tanktop Tammy. Sos my Christmis wish done come true! Creepo has done returned to me. I be SO happy. He didn't like workin at 'workin outs'. He be gonna go back to the welfares. Likes me.
Sos me and my bestest bud forever and forever, done our usual Christmis trickerys.
We done go round the neighbourhoods and 'takes' anything that ain't be bolted down. We dress in reds to looks like Santie Claus in case we gets caught. We stole some real good shit this year. I thinks it be our bestest year yets.
We done stole two sleds, some cigarettes (previously smoked), a can of oil, one bike, two hats, one skateboard and all them wreaths on them doors too. I gives Lawnboy Larry the wreaths. He likes to play with them, in what he done calls 'ring toss'. He done throws them wreaths over beers cans. It keep him busy for hours.
I also done steals all the pertty Christmis lights, Creepo likes to dress in them, nakeds. It be funny. And I done stoles all the carrots from them snowmens too. They be tasty.
Creepo's done gonna take the can of oil, I'm takin the cigarettes, and we be splittin the bikes and sleds and skateboards between Lawnboy Larry and the brats.
It gonna be a good Christmis!
Gotta go, sounds like Lawnboy Larry done got his face buried in snows again.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
More Words Of Wisdoms by Tanktop Tammy
More Words Of Wisdoms By Tanktop Tammy
I am thankful for turkeys. Weenie stuffed barbieQed turkeys.
I can almosts smells it now.
I am thankful for turkeys. Weenie stuffed barbieQed turkeys.
I can almosts smells it now.
Monday, December 13, 2010
Lawnboy Larry and Shovelin It
Hello folks,
it's me again, Tanktop Tammy. Dumb Ass Lawnboy Larry done it again. He be doin nothin that is. He did gets some more moneys from his loser daddy. I tooks it all. Gots some beers and cigarettes. At least I'm set for the next week!
Anyways Lawnboy Larry the loser has done decided he gonna be what you calls 'shovelin sidewalks'. His loser daddy done come over this mornins and after he done gives Lawnboy Larry the moneys, he done tells Lawnboy Larry that it be pitiful that he don't works. He tells Lawnboy Larry it be shamefulls to live off that there welfare and most impotant, livin off him.
He actually thinks Lawnboy Larry should makes his OWN moneys!
Sos he boughts Lawnboy Larry a shiny new shovel and tolds him to gets to work. And Lawnboy Larry says 'doin whats daddy?' And daddy done tells him 'shovelin sidewalks'.
Sos now stupid Lawnboy Larry sure be excited to start shovelin sidewalks. He be starin at that shiny new shovel ALL day. But he don't be doin no works. Just sittins. He done says he gonna starts tomorrow. Or the day after. Or the day after thats.........
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
it's me again, Tanktop Tammy. Dumb Ass Lawnboy Larry done it again. He be doin nothin that is. He did gets some more moneys from his loser daddy. I tooks it all. Gots some beers and cigarettes. At least I'm set for the next week!
Anyways Lawnboy Larry the loser has done decided he gonna be what you calls 'shovelin sidewalks'. His loser daddy done come over this mornins and after he done gives Lawnboy Larry the moneys, he done tells Lawnboy Larry that it be pitiful that he don't works. He tells Lawnboy Larry it be shamefulls to live off that there welfare and most impotant, livin off him.
He actually thinks Lawnboy Larry should makes his OWN moneys!
Sos he boughts Lawnboy Larry a shiny new shovel and tolds him to gets to work. And Lawnboy Larry says 'doin whats daddy?' And daddy done tells him 'shovelin sidewalks'.
Sos now stupid Lawnboy Larry sure be excited to start shovelin sidewalks. He be starin at that shiny new shovel ALL day. But he don't be doin no works. Just sittins. He done says he gonna starts tomorrow. Or the day after. Or the day after thats.........
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
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