Monday, December 13, 2010

Lawnboy Larry and Shovelin It

Hello folks,
it's me again, Tanktop Tammy. Dumb Ass Lawnboy Larry done it again. He be doin nothin that is. He did gets some more moneys from his loser daddy. I tooks it all. Gots some beers and cigarettes. At least I'm set for the next week!

Anyways Lawnboy Larry the loser has done decided he gonna be what you calls 'shovelin sidewalks'. His loser daddy done come over this mornins and after he done gives Lawnboy Larry the moneys, he done tells Lawnboy Larry that it be pitiful that he don't works. He tells Lawnboy Larry it be shamefulls to live off that there welfare and most impotant, livin off him.
He actually thinks Lawnboy Larry should makes his OWN moneys!

Sos he boughts Lawnboy Larry a shiny new shovel and tolds him to gets to work. And Lawnboy Larry says 'doin whats daddy?' And daddy done tells him 'shovelin sidewalks'.
Sos now stupid Lawnboy Larry sure be excited to start shovelin sidewalks. He be starin at that shiny new shovel ALL day. But he don't be doin no works. Just sittins. He done says he gonna starts tomorrow. Or the day after. Or the day after thats.........

Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy

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