Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos Lawnboy the Douchebag's aunty Ugly-Face done turned yellow and POPPED! Finally. That ol hag be a drunk done for years now and everyones be awaitins for her to drops dead sos they can haves her moneys. She be REAL nasty when she be alives. And always drunks too. Her skins turn ugly yellow and then she done died.
I done goin to her funurals with Creepo (my bestest friend forevers) sos we can eats. They be lots of foods there. Lawnboys only done went to see ifen he can gits some moneys outa her now that she be deads. He be tryins to gits moneys from hers for years.
Anyways the funurals be stranges. Causin everyone be SO happy! No one done be sad now that aunty Ugly-face be deads. Everyone be laughins and playins pins da tail on da donkeys. Mostly everyones be drunks causin there be lots o drunks in Lawnboys family.
Creepo done says that ifen ya think this funurals be a happy ones you just waits til Lawnboy the Douche done turns yellow and POPS! Haha loser. It be comin. He already is turnins into a nice shades of yellow! Keep ya fingers crossed!
On other news, KooKoo done opnes up a new daycares. She be takin her pills now so she be 'safe'. We see. And Lawnboy decided thats the brats wonts have a christmas this year causin he done spents the moneys already on hiself. Movies, dinners, lunches and new clothes fer hiself done adds up fast bitches. So that be nice the kids done give up christmas fer Lawnboy the Douche.
Merry Christmas Bitches. Joy to all and all that shit.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Happy Birthday to ME!
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos losts be happenins folks. I done haves me birthdates!! I be SO awesome. Creepo (my bestest friend forevers) done buys me a tims coffee. It done tastes SO goods. Now I know whys Lawnboy the douchebag always done drinks them coffees. Instant home coffee aints good enough for the douche. For my birthdate Lawnboy done buys hiself a nice present. For hiself. On my credits cards. A beeutiful winter leathers coat. It be REAL nice. I was SO luckys that loser daddy done boughts the kids a winter coat for this year, causin they be still wearins nothin. Thank gods for loser daddy.
Sos KooKoo done be releesed from that there looney bin. She says she feels a hole lots better. And now she be readys to opens a daycares.
My brats are doins good. Ever since SuperDuper (that be my favourites one) gots hiself a Big Brother, he done stops feelins sad and bashin his head againstest the cement sidewalk. So that be a good thing. And Pigface be doins lots of stuffs with PumpkinHead and his family. So they be real busy.
Hopefullies the aliens done comes down and takes away Lawnboys for some probins.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos losts be happenins folks. I done haves me birthdates!! I be SO awesome. Creepo (my bestest friend forevers) done buys me a tims coffee. It done tastes SO goods. Now I know whys Lawnboy the douchebag always done drinks them coffees. Instant home coffee aints good enough for the douche. For my birthdate Lawnboy done buys hiself a nice present. For hiself. On my credits cards. A beeutiful winter leathers coat. It be REAL nice. I was SO luckys that loser daddy done boughts the kids a winter coat for this year, causin they be still wearins nothin. Thank gods for loser daddy.
Sos KooKoo done be releesed from that there looney bin. She says she feels a hole lots better. And now she be readys to opens a daycares.
My brats are doins good. Ever since SuperDuper (that be my favourites one) gots hiself a Big Brother, he done stops feelins sad and bashin his head againstest the cement sidewalk. So that be a good thing. And Pigface be doins lots of stuffs with PumpkinHead and his family. So they be real busy.
Hopefullies the aliens done comes down and takes away Lawnboys for some probins.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Sunday, November 4, 2012
Not A Douchbag Fault and Halloweenies Eggs
Hello folks,
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Lawnboy the DoucheBag be past out. He done gots a BIG HANGOVERS. He done spents ALL nights out with his little buddy Pinky Pal. He be partyins REAL hard and donts wants nobodies to destirbs him. He done spents ALL the moneys that was supposes to be goins to the brats fer clothes. But now it be ALL gone.
Donts get mads at Lawnboy. It not be his fault. Nothins be his faults. He has what you call a diseases. Yeah, sexuals diseases but I aints talkins bouts them. No Lawnboy done what you call a al-co-ho-lics diseases. And it NOT be his faults. So it not be his faults that he done takes ALL our moneys and spends it on one nights of boozins. So whats ifen the kids aints gots no clothes. They done shopped 3 yrs agos fer clotheses. That should be fine stills. And sos whats ifen the kids go to beds hungrys. Too bad fer you done says Lawnboy Larry. It not be his fault. Aint nothin be his fault. Lawnboy just likes to party. And it done makes him REAL miserables when he done haves to partyes SO much. Causin just thinks bout it-it done cost ALOT of moneys to partyes so much. What with the costs of beers. And the costs of nice dinners. It would makes anyone angrys with havins to spends SO much moneys every days on beers. It be very expensive to be a al-co-ho-lic. And douchebag.
Sos Halloweenies done sucked. Again. I done got egged. In da face. I aints wearins no mask eithers. Me and Creepo (that be my bestest friend forever) done sits on my stoop readys to scare da craps outa dem kids when alls of a suddens, a egg done go splats in my face. Sos I licked it ups. It not be half bad.
KooKoo done ends up in da looney bins AGAINS. It not be her fault. Shes just crazy. Creepo says Lawnboy shoulds be in da looney bins too. Hahaha loser. I be SO awesome.
Anyways later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Lawnboy the DoucheBag be past out. He done gots a BIG HANGOVERS. He done spents ALL nights out with his little buddy Pinky Pal. He be partyins REAL hard and donts wants nobodies to destirbs him. He done spents ALL the moneys that was supposes to be goins to the brats fer clothes. But now it be ALL gone.
Donts get mads at Lawnboy. It not be his fault. Nothins be his faults. He has what you call a diseases. Yeah, sexuals diseases but I aints talkins bouts them. No Lawnboy done what you call a al-co-ho-lics diseases. And it NOT be his faults. So it not be his faults that he done takes ALL our moneys and spends it on one nights of boozins. So whats ifen the kids aints gots no clothes. They done shopped 3 yrs agos fer clotheses. That should be fine stills. And sos whats ifen the kids go to beds hungrys. Too bad fer you done says Lawnboy Larry. It not be his fault. Aint nothin be his fault. Lawnboy just likes to party. And it done makes him REAL miserables when he done haves to partyes SO much. Causin just thinks bout it-it done cost ALOT of moneys to partyes so much. What with the costs of beers. And the costs of nice dinners. It would makes anyone angrys with havins to spends SO much moneys every days on beers. It be very expensive to be a al-co-ho-lic. And douchebag.
Sos Halloweenies done sucked. Again. I done got egged. In da face. I aints wearins no mask eithers. Me and Creepo (that be my bestest friend forever) done sits on my stoop readys to scare da craps outa dem kids when alls of a suddens, a egg done go splats in my face. Sos I licked it ups. It not be half bad.
KooKoo done ends up in da looney bins AGAINS. It not be her fault. Shes just crazy. Creepo says Lawnboy shoulds be in da looney bins too. Hahaha loser. I be SO awesome.
Anyways later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Bag O Shit Lawnboy Done Wins A Award
Hello folks,
it be me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos Lawnboy done wons a awards. He done wons the awards for 'Beins the WORST dad EVER'. He be SO prouds of hiself. All these years of puttins hiself first and only carins bouts itself, done has paids off finally, he done be sayins. The brats be sad they aint gots no dad but as I says you cants have everythins. Anyways, Pigface be at PumpkinHeads most days now and SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) be havins fun times with his 'big brother'. His big brather talks to SuperDuper and SuperDuper done likes that alots.
Anyways we all be hopins Lawnboy Larry be dead soon. With all his drinkins, he should be turnin yellows any day now and POP! Haha loser! It be a sure dam waste of those nice new shiny shoes he done just boughts hiself.
Sos me and my bestest friend forevers be sittin and hangins. It almost be Halloweenies time. I donts need no masks again this year. My face done scares dem kids somethin awful. Ors maybe they can just looks at Lawnboy bein past outs. Lawnboy be one UGLY dude.
Anyways, gots to get backs to my stoop.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
it be me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos Lawnboy done wons a awards. He done wons the awards for 'Beins the WORST dad EVER'. He be SO prouds of hiself. All these years of puttins hiself first and only carins bouts itself, done has paids off finally, he done be sayins. The brats be sad they aint gots no dad but as I says you cants have everythins. Anyways, Pigface be at PumpkinHeads most days now and SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) be havins fun times with his 'big brother'. His big brather talks to SuperDuper and SuperDuper done likes that alots.
Anyways we all be hopins Lawnboy Larry be dead soon. With all his drinkins, he should be turnin yellows any day now and POP! Haha loser! It be a sure dam waste of those nice new shiny shoes he done just boughts hiself.
Sos me and my bestest friend forevers be sittin and hangins. It almost be Halloweenies time. I donts need no masks again this year. My face done scares dem kids somethin awful. Ors maybe they can just looks at Lawnboy bein past outs. Lawnboy be one UGLY dude.
Anyways, gots to get backs to my stoop.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
thanksgivins happinesses
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin here with my bestest friend forever Creepo. We be sittin and starin and bullyin and smokin. It be a good day.
Lawnboy Larry done be REAL busy. He done be gettin a brand NEW computer readies for his new victim, I means, crush. She be 14 and he be really likin this ONE lots! He be workins on dat computer fer her ALL day. I sure done hopes she likes it. Of coarses it done be comins with a key-loggins on it sos Lawnboys can spys. Haha losers. Lawnboy keeps REAL busy spiuns on all the teenagers. It be alot of work.
He sure do looks nice in his nice NEW outfits these days. Nice clothes but stills a BAD die jobs on his hairs. He looks like an OLD retard. Anyways, I done signs my brat SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) to gets a BIG brother. Causin SuperDuper done needs a 'father figures'. He ain't gots no dad, just Lawnboy and Lawnboy be more an angry bitter DRUNK old teenager than anythings else. SuperDuper done REALLY likes his big brother. His big brother done takes him places and done be nice to hims. Somethins Lawnboy never be.
Pigface be at her bestest friend forevers PumpkinHeads ALL weekend! YAY for me. I needs the breaks.
Sos thanksgivins just be me and Creepos. It be a GOOD times. No Lawnboys! Yay for me agains!
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin here with my bestest friend forever Creepo. We be sittin and starin and bullyin and smokin. It be a good day.
Lawnboy Larry done be REAL busy. He done be gettin a brand NEW computer readies for his new victim, I means, crush. She be 14 and he be really likin this ONE lots! He be workins on dat computer fer her ALL day. I sure done hopes she likes it. Of coarses it done be comins with a key-loggins on it sos Lawnboys can spys. Haha losers. Lawnboy keeps REAL busy spiuns on all the teenagers. It be alot of work.
He sure do looks nice in his nice NEW outfits these days. Nice clothes but stills a BAD die jobs on his hairs. He looks like an OLD retard. Anyways, I done signs my brat SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) to gets a BIG brother. Causin SuperDuper done needs a 'father figures'. He ain't gots no dad, just Lawnboy and Lawnboy be more an angry bitter DRUNK old teenager than anythings else. SuperDuper done REALLY likes his big brother. His big brother done takes him places and done be nice to hims. Somethins Lawnboy never be.
Pigface be at her bestest friend forevers PumpkinHeads ALL weekend! YAY for me. I needs the breaks.
Sos thanksgivins just be me and Creepos. It be a GOOD times. No Lawnboys! Yay for me agains!
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Thursday, September 13, 2012
A Sosopath Done Pissed on my Couch!
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres with my bestest friend forevers Creepo. We be sittin and starin and bullyin and smokin. It be a good mornin. That is tils Lawnboy the douchebag done wokes up. Lawnboy done gives me ANOTHERS hate note. This one done says
'it be ALL your fault. You be a BIG loser. The kids aint gots no clothes causin of yous and nots causin I spents ALL da moneys alreadies on boozin and stuffs just for me (Anyway I be speceel and deserves it.).
Then the freak runs off downs the roads screamins 'ain't NOBODY don'ts loves me. Nobodies understands me'. Good riddance freak.
Creepo done reads the hate note and done asks me how manies I haves now in my collechons. Sos I opens the garages door and shows him 5 HUGE piles of hate notes thats goes ALL the way UPS to the seelins. Creepo done says that be alot of hate notes. I says 'uhuh'. Then KooKoo done comes over and done sees them hate notes and done reads somes of them. Then she done says 'holy shit! this be the works of a sosopath or somethins likes that. She wents back to her place and done brings out a papers and done gives it to me.
And this here what it done says:
Profile of the Sociopath
This website summarizes some of the common features of descriptions of the behavior of sociopaths.
Glibness and Superficial Charm
Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.
Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."
Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.
Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.
Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.
Incapacity for love
Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.
Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.
Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.
Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.
Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.
Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.
Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.
Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.
Other Related Qualities:
Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
Authoritarian
Secretive
Paranoid
Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired
Conventional appearance
Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)
Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life
Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)
Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim
Incapable of real human attachment to another
Unable to feel remorse or guilt
Extreme narcissism and grandiose
May state readily that their goal is to rule the world
And then I says 'holy shit! Lawnboy done past ALL of dem. It be the ONLY test it ever done past in its HOLE life. Good works Lawnboy Larry'.
KooKoo says she be goins now. She feels creeped out bouts Lawnboy.
Sos I done closed ups the garages and went backs to my stoop.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres with my bestest friend forevers Creepo. We be sittin and starin and bullyin and smokin. It be a good mornin. That is tils Lawnboy the douchebag done wokes up. Lawnboy done gives me ANOTHERS hate note. This one done says
'it be ALL your fault. You be a BIG loser. The kids aint gots no clothes causin of yous and nots causin I spents ALL da moneys alreadies on boozin and stuffs just for me (Anyway I be speceel and deserves it.).
Then the freak runs off downs the roads screamins 'ain't NOBODY don'ts loves me. Nobodies understands me'. Good riddance freak.
Creepo done reads the hate note and done asks me how manies I haves now in my collechons. Sos I opens the garages door and shows him 5 HUGE piles of hate notes thats goes ALL the way UPS to the seelins. Creepo done says that be alot of hate notes. I says 'uhuh'. Then KooKoo done comes over and done sees them hate notes and done reads somes of them. Then she done says 'holy shit! this be the works of a sosopath or somethins likes that. She wents back to her place and done brings out a papers and done gives it to me.
And this here what it done says:
Profile of the Sociopath
This website summarizes some of the common features of descriptions of the behavior of sociopaths.
Glibness and Superficial Charm
Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.
Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."
Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.
Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.
Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.
Incapacity for love
Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.
Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.
Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.
Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.
Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.
Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.
Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.
Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.
Other Related Qualities:
Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
Authoritarian
Secretive
Paranoid
Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired
Conventional appearance
Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)
Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life
Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)
Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim
Incapable of real human attachment to another
Unable to feel remorse or guilt
Extreme narcissism and grandiose
May state readily that their goal is to rule the world
And then I says 'holy shit! Lawnboy done past ALL of dem. It be the ONLY test it ever done past in its HOLE life. Good works Lawnboy Larry'.
KooKoo says she be goins now. She feels creeped out bouts Lawnboy.
Sos I done closed ups the garages and went backs to my stoop.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Thursday, September 6, 2012
hangins, schools and lawnboy aint no family
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
I sure be glads the long weekend be overs. Me and Creepo be hangin. What else is theres. Lawnboy the drunk loser be out ALL night partyin and then past outs. At leastest it be quiets without the prick blarins da muzacs.
So my brats be at schools now. Yay for me! I finally gets a breaks. This years SuperDuper (that one be my favourites) done be goins to kindersgartens. But only halfs days. That be too bads. So I sends him to the half a brain idiot downs the streets for babysittins. I sure do hopes she donts expectes any pays.
Pigface done comes homes yesterdays. She done has to draws a picture of her family. She draws me sittin on my stoop, SuperDuper sittin in his box (he sure do loves that box) and Creepo hangin. She evens draws KooKoo in da backgrounds hidins in da bushes. But NO Lawnboy. I done asks 'where be lawnboy' and she done says the picture was onlys to put family in, and Lawnboy aint no family. Pigface be thinkins Lawnboys just be an angry loser old teenager that sleeps and pisses on our couch. Interestin.
Anyways gots to get backs to my starins and bullyins.
Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
I sure be glads the long weekend be overs. Me and Creepo be hangin. What else is theres. Lawnboy the drunk loser be out ALL night partyin and then past outs. At leastest it be quiets without the prick blarins da muzacs.
So my brats be at schools now. Yay for me! I finally gets a breaks. This years SuperDuper (that one be my favourites) done be goins to kindersgartens. But only halfs days. That be too bads. So I sends him to the half a brain idiot downs the streets for babysittins. I sure do hopes she donts expectes any pays.
Pigface done comes homes yesterdays. She done has to draws a picture of her family. She draws me sittin on my stoop, SuperDuper sittin in his box (he sure do loves that box) and Creepo hangin. She evens draws KooKoo in da backgrounds hidins in da bushes. But NO Lawnboy. I done asks 'where be lawnboy' and she done says the picture was onlys to put family in, and Lawnboy aint no family. Pigface be thinkins Lawnboys just be an angry loser old teenager that sleeps and pisses on our couch. Interestin.
Anyways gots to get backs to my starins and bullyins.
Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
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