kookoo be crazy

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos just been sittin heres hangin. What else.

KooKoo done be REAL buggin me and Creepo lately. Yesterdays she done called the police on us. They done said it was cause we be laughin too hard and it be disturbin her and her brat. Then she done called the humane society on us agains cause she thought my favourite SuperDuper be a stray dog and she don't like that he peed on her driveway agains (and besides it don't be SuperDuper who done peed on her there driveway, but it be Lawnboy Larry-haha loser)
Then she done called the polices AGAIN late last night when we be tucked in bed, cause she done said I be snorin TOO loud and it be buggin her and her brat and Ralphio.

Anyways, Creepo and me has had IT. We must get revenge on super crazy BITCH. Maybe we steel her HAPPY PILLS so she go NUTS again and goes back to that there LOONY BIN. Maybe I will call up Dagwood and gets some what you call advice on how to get her back. He be good at that. And besides me and Creepo be SO busy just hangin ALL day that we don'ts got time to think. But we MUST get revenge on KooKoo. Somehow.

Think I'll go calls Dagwood. And gets another beer.
See you losers later,
Tanktop Tammy

just hangins

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos spends the hole week just hangin. It be rainin ALL weeks but me and Creepo done hang out in my garage. If we done sees anybody walk by, we would jumps out at them and roar. They be SO scared. It be SO funny.

Sos me and Creepos lovely bride done wents out thursdays nights to a bar. We called it 'girls night outs'. We gots real drunk. It be fun!

Then fridays nights me and Creepos wents out to a bar and played some pool and gots drunks.

Saturdays nights I stayed in my garage and gots drunks.

Then Sundays me and Lawnboy Larry done wents out with Creepo and his bride and gots drunks.

It be a good times.

Still thinkin of a revenge for KooKoo.

anyways, I gots to get back to my stoop. My cigarettes done nearly burned out.

See you losers laters,
Tanktop Tammy

ps I REALLY need to gets out tonights. Msge me if you wants to go to a bar tonights.

Easter time by Tanktop Tammy

Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos yesterday me and my very bestest friend in the whole wide world Creepo went round the neighbourhood and done steels. We done did our usual and stood outside the candies store. My job was to pop up on the unsuspectin and roar. Them people done be SO scared! It be SO funny. Then when they scream after seein my face, they drops everythings and runs. And that's when Creepo scoops in and done steels them candies. We done stole lots!

We went back to my garage and done eats most of it. Then I puked. Then we done devided the rests ups for SuperDuper (he be my favourite), Pigface, CryinGirl, LittleBastard and BratGirl. We done goin give it to them tomorrows.

Still haven't decided what revenge we gonna do to KooKoo yet. But I did puke in her flowers. haha loser. That will drive her nuts. Oh wait! She already BE nuts!

I'm havin loser daddy drop off foods tomorrow so we can feast. Tonight Creepo and me are gettin drunk! I think Lawnboy Larry be joinin us too and Creepo's lovely bride too.

Gotta go losers. Your Easter won't be as good as mine. Haha on you.
later,
Tanktop Tammy

Hangin by Tanktop Tammy

Hello folks,

it be me agains Tanktop Tammy. I be SO awesome.

Sos just spent the hole days sittin on my stoop with Creepos. Some of my slutty friends done comes by to sits too. We be drinkin beers and smokins and sittins and starins. It be a good day.

I BE so happy Pigface goes over to her bestest friend forever PumpkinHead's house. Lawnboy Larry's loser daddy done took SuperDuper (that be my favourite) out to what you call Mcdonalds. While he done be heres I gots some more money from him. Hahaha loser! I don't know where Lawnboy Larry be? Maybe the garage passed out. Or in KooKoo's treehouse? Or down by the swamp lickin frogs?

Creepo and me still be plannins somethin REAL mean to do to KooKoo. She be buggin me REAL lots lately. And she not be takin my brats for babysittins NO mores. That piss me off. Free babysittins what I be about.

Anyway, so it be a good day of Creepo, and sluts and hangin and plannins somethin good.

Later losers,

Tanktop Tammy

tooths and nutcases

Hello folks,

it's me again, Tanktop Tammy. I be SO awesome!

Anyways, sos Pigface done lost a tooth today. She done shoved it up SuperDuper's nose. I gives him peppers to sneeze and 3 hours laters he done sneezes it out. Kids.

KooKoo done be real botherins me lately. She still be on those Happy Pills, which be goods, I guesses. Either way she creeps me out. She been outside ALL day nows. She be standins there and yellin, real sweetsie like, 'Wee' and 'Whoa' and 'Ahhhh'. I about ready to gets over there and smash her right in the mouth. She be turnins her home into a what you call 'Dayscares' centre. It be streamins with kids. Snot nosed little bastards. Anyways I don't be likins it much. Creepo and mes DON'T like dayscares centres!! We be thinkins of goin over there and spookins KooKoo agains. That might put her backs in the hospital or looneybin! YAY!!!

gotta go and plans somethin real goods,

later losers,

Tanktop Tammy

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me

Hello folks,

it's me again, Tanktop Tammy.

Just sittin here enjoyins my stoop and cigarette and beer. Pigface be at PumpkinHead's house, SuperDuper (my most favourite) be in his cage with his snots and the cat. Creepo (my bestest friend in the whole wide world) be sittin besides me and Lawnboy Larry be down by that there water lickin them toads agains. Lifes be real goods. For me. But NOT for you. haha.

see you losers laters,

Tanktop Tammy

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