Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Lawnboy strikes again. The dang bastard done gones out fer dinners AGAINS! It didn't even invites da brats. But then agains Lawnboy be number one!
This be funny. The other nights Lawnboy done comes and goes, comes and goes. It done goes out then comes back and slowly and very quietlies opens da front doors and then when he done hears I be in da kitchens, the stupid ass done runs into its bathrooms and turns off da lights. I done cracks up. The stupid prick be hidins in its stinky and dirty and filthys bathrooms with the lights ALL outs. Waitins for me to leaves da kitchens. What a stupid freak.
KooKoo done comes over yesterdays, and when she be hearins of the craps Lawnboys be doins, she done says that Lawnboy 'donts have no what you call conchonce' I done thinks I spelt dat rights. You cants treets people likes craps and thinks you be greats. You cants fuck overs yer kids and done thinks they done likes you. Pigface done says to me da other day that she hates Lawnboy. She done called him a prick. And she be rights.
KooKoo says pricks like Lawnboy only gots one friend, who done be a asshole toos. Sometimes they gets so close to eachothers that they done what you call skipes when they cants be togethers. Sad. KooKoo says Lawnboys die alone. KooKoo done says that she done what you call taro readins now and she done says that I be findins love REAL soon! I be SO excited over this! And she says this man NOT be a drunk OR a asshole! Yay for me!
Bye bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Saturday, July 28, 2012
bye bye
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos GOOD news bitches. Lawnboy Larry the fuck up done makes up with his bestest friend and only friend Pinky Pal. Pinky done says its okays ifen Lawnboy wants to stalk him and reads ALL his emails causin he aint gots no one elses to hangs with. ALL drunks gots to have ONE friend. Another drunks. Its da rules bitches.
Sos Pigface done gots invited to her bestest friend forevers PumpkinHead and when she done comes homes, Lawnboy the fucktard done stalks her. He done follows her ALL over da house, starins at her. And he be harressin her with mean questions and sayins. Ifen she done leaves a room, he done leaves da room. Ifen she goes into another rooms, he done goes into another rooms. He be REAL nasty to hers. She aint know whys. I done tells her it be causin Lawnboy be a drunkin asshole. She done asks where he done goes when he done comes and goes, comes and goes and I says I donts be knowins eithers. Mostly to get booze and stalk little girls. She done says he be creepy. And I says yep.
And now ALL of my guy friends on my phone be deletes. Lawnboy done do it agains. The prick evens takes off my dentist causin he be a guy. Creepo says Lawnboy sure be shrinkin so fastest now that hopefully he just keeps shrinkins til he done disappears. I done hopes so toos. Sos do the brats. Bye bye Lawnboy the fucktard! And Good riddances toos!
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos GOOD news bitches. Lawnboy Larry the fuck up done makes up with his bestest friend and only friend Pinky Pal. Pinky done says its okays ifen Lawnboy wants to stalk him and reads ALL his emails causin he aint gots no one elses to hangs with. ALL drunks gots to have ONE friend. Another drunks. Its da rules bitches.
Sos Pigface done gots invited to her bestest friend forevers PumpkinHead and when she done comes homes, Lawnboy the fucktard done stalks her. He done follows her ALL over da house, starins at her. And he be harressin her with mean questions and sayins. Ifen she done leaves a room, he done leaves da room. Ifen she goes into another rooms, he done goes into another rooms. He be REAL nasty to hers. She aint know whys. I done tells her it be causin Lawnboy be a drunkin asshole. She done asks where he done goes when he done comes and goes, comes and goes and I says I donts be knowins eithers. Mostly to get booze and stalk little girls. She done says he be creepy. And I says yep.
And now ALL of my guy friends on my phone be deletes. Lawnboy done do it agains. The prick evens takes off my dentist causin he be a guy. Creepo says Lawnboy sure be shrinkin so fastest now that hopefully he just keeps shrinkins til he done disappears. I done hopes so toos. Sos do the brats. Bye bye Lawnboy the fucktard! And Good riddances toos!
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Friday, July 6, 2012
mans I looks sexy in this bikini
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres in my bikini soakins up da sun. With my bestest friend forever Creepo. We be sittin and drinkin and smokin and starin and bullyin. That last one done be my favourite. The kids be at loser daddys house agains sos they can eats. Causin Lawnboy done spents all my credits on hiself. Goins out and buyins hiself things done costs ALOT of moneys. He done spents every last cents on hiself and then blamed me for it. What a asshole huh. He done says I needs another what you call 'credit cards'.
Creepo done asks where the Lawnboy be at and I says he be scowlins and sittins and stalkins on his computer. He be readin my emails and all the little girls emails and his Pinky Pals emails. Pinky Pal still be mad that Lawnboy stalks hims. The little girls donts know nothin bouts it. Lawnboy be mad causin he donts likes someones doin what he be doin to others. Sos he be real scowlins for, well, forevers. Creepo done says Lawnboy be 'one mentally fucked up stubby legged freak with a bad die job'. Haha Creepo be SO rights.
Sos KooKoo done comes over yesterdays to 'prays' for me and Creepo. She says we be goin to hell for sures causin we not be of 'da book'. She done says though that my bikini be real pertty ands I could make a real good religious person. But I tolds her AGAINS I dresses sexy causin I BE sexy and NOT religious. I just tryins to get a tan. Sos I tolds her to beats it or I'll kick her ass and beat her down. She done runs but yells 'violents be part of being religios persons so join us'. Then she felled down. And me and Creepo laughed. And then I done hosed her off. Haha loser.
Last weekends be Canada Day. Me and Creepo done sats and watched da neighbours comes and goes. We donts needs to do nothin fun since we gots our campin chairs and cigarettes. Everythin be heres. Lawnboy spents all day scowlins or passed out. Everyone elses afoided hims. Causin he be such a prick.
Anyways another holiday survived. Maybes by da next holiday Lawnboy will be no more!
Gots to go bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres in my bikini soakins up da sun. With my bestest friend forever Creepo. We be sittin and drinkin and smokin and starin and bullyin. That last one done be my favourite. The kids be at loser daddys house agains sos they can eats. Causin Lawnboy done spents all my credits on hiself. Goins out and buyins hiself things done costs ALOT of moneys. He done spents every last cents on hiself and then blamed me for it. What a asshole huh. He done says I needs another what you call 'credit cards'.
Creepo done asks where the Lawnboy be at and I says he be scowlins and sittins and stalkins on his computer. He be readin my emails and all the little girls emails and his Pinky Pals emails. Pinky Pal still be mad that Lawnboy stalks hims. The little girls donts know nothin bouts it. Lawnboy be mad causin he donts likes someones doin what he be doin to others. Sos he be real scowlins for, well, forevers. Creepo done says Lawnboy be 'one mentally fucked up stubby legged freak with a bad die job'. Haha Creepo be SO rights.
Sos KooKoo done comes over yesterdays to 'prays' for me and Creepo. She says we be goin to hell for sures causin we not be of 'da book'. She done says though that my bikini be real pertty ands I could make a real good religious person. But I tolds her AGAINS I dresses sexy causin I BE sexy and NOT religious. I just tryins to get a tan. Sos I tolds her to beats it or I'll kick her ass and beat her down. She done runs but yells 'violents be part of being religios persons so join us'. Then she felled down. And me and Creepo laughed. And then I done hosed her off. Haha loser.
Last weekends be Canada Day. Me and Creepo done sats and watched da neighbours comes and goes. We donts needs to do nothin fun since we gots our campin chairs and cigarettes. Everythin be heres. Lawnboy spents all day scowlins or passed out. Everyone elses afoided hims. Causin he be such a prick.
Anyways another holiday survived. Maybes by da next holiday Lawnboy will be no more!
Gots to go bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Boxes, brains and bitches
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here in my campin chair on my stoop with my bestest friend forever Creepo. We sittin and smokin and starin and bullyin da neighbours. It be a good mornins. Creepo done says it be da first day of summer. yay! Hot summer for me to take a breaks in. But it also means Pigface be outs of schools soon. Like real soon. That sucks. I needs to finds a baby sitters and kwick like!!
Sos I done tolds Lawnboy the ahole that da brats needed new shoes and socks. They be holes in deres. Sos Lawnboy shrugs and shuffles into its bathrooms for a whiles. Then leaves. He done comes back with 4 new pairs of shoes and nice shiny new socks. For hiself. Nothin for nobody elses. Hopes loser daddy can buy my brats some shoes.
New neighbours alerts. KooKoo done tells me some freaks done moves in downs the streets. Its a woman and her husband. I'm gonna calls dem Birdface and WackySquirrelMan. Nobody don't works. He done says he gots hurts at work and so now he don't gots to do nothin. And she only gots half a brain. Thats what KooKoo says. She looks strange. Long skirts and floofy tops and real curly hair but stringy. Not a bad look. Maybe I should gets a perms agains. She be real strange like says KooKoo. KooKoo wents over theres to snoop on dems and founds out some good stuffs, mostly that they be snoopers too and stealers and nasties. But da good news is Birdface done babysits kids! yay! I can sends Pigface there and maybe SuperDuper (that one be my favourite ones) toos, ifen he ever comes outa dat box of his.
Anyways gots to get back to my stoop.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here in my campin chair on my stoop with my bestest friend forever Creepo. We sittin and smokin and starin and bullyin da neighbours. It be a good mornins. Creepo done says it be da first day of summer. yay! Hot summer for me to take a breaks in. But it also means Pigface be outs of schools soon. Like real soon. That sucks. I needs to finds a baby sitters and kwick like!!
Sos I done tolds Lawnboy the ahole that da brats needed new shoes and socks. They be holes in deres. Sos Lawnboy shrugs and shuffles into its bathrooms for a whiles. Then leaves. He done comes back with 4 new pairs of shoes and nice shiny new socks. For hiself. Nothin for nobody elses. Hopes loser daddy can buy my brats some shoes.
New neighbours alerts. KooKoo done tells me some freaks done moves in downs the streets. Its a woman and her husband. I'm gonna calls dem Birdface and WackySquirrelMan. Nobody don't works. He done says he gots hurts at work and so now he don't gots to do nothin. And she only gots half a brain. Thats what KooKoo says. She looks strange. Long skirts and floofy tops and real curly hair but stringy. Not a bad look. Maybe I should gets a perms agains. She be real strange like says KooKoo. KooKoo wents over theres to snoop on dems and founds out some good stuffs, mostly that they be snoopers too and stealers and nasties. But da good news is Birdface done babysits kids! yay! I can sends Pigface there and maybe SuperDuper (that one be my favourite ones) toos, ifen he ever comes outa dat box of his.
Anyways gots to get back to my stoop.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Monday, June 4, 2012
KooKoo the religous and Lawnboy Larry the drunkard dickhead
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres with my bestest friend forever Creepo when KooKoo does comes alongs. I hads on my super tight super shorts shorts on, the ones wheres my ass cracks done comes out. I looks super sexy. I be so HOT. Anyways KooKoo done tells me agains she be recrewtins for her faiths. And she be thinkin sinces I done dresses like a good religuos persons, that I should joins her group. And thens she can treats me better 'ifen I be of da book'. I dont's know what book she be talkins bout but I ain't want nothin to do with its. I done dresses likes this causin I be so hot. That's all. But she done says I should joins causin then I wonts be conseedered a hooker or a witch or a swinger but a good religous person. I done tolds her to gits or I put the hose to her. She done ran then. Haha loser.
Sos the drunkard nowns as Lawnboy Larry done finally comes home late last nights smellins of boozins and fartins. He saids he had a REAL good time hangin with some new cool teenagers. He done likes them SO much thats he gonna gives them a new computer. Ohoh. Lawnboy and Pinky Pal ain't be friends still Ever sinces Pal puts a what you call 'keyloggins' on Lawnboys computers. Lawnboy don't likes being stalked. He likes to do the stalkins. He gots real mads at Pinky Pal.
Lawnboy be wearins some REAL nice clothes. He says he done gots ALL new clothes and shoes and everythins and it ain't cost him nothin. Causin he done used my credits cards. Didn't knows I even had one of thoses. 'oh yes' says Lawnboy Larry 'you haves many of thems. Thats how causin I can buy myself clothes and dinners and hookers and computers for my bestest friends and movies and sos on and sos on.' SOS I tolds him that Pigface be wantins a computers too and BOTH of the brats be needins clothes causin ALL they stuffs have holes in dem and they be outgrowins EVERYTHINS. And Lawnboy done says 'too bad for thems. The moneys ONLY for hims. And the brats can suck it. Lawnboy be the ONLY one that counts. Lawnboy done says that he wills only be nice to the brats when they be older and workins causin he plans to gets money and boozes off of thems. But for now, he ain't gots to be nice to them. He cans treats them likes craps and too bad for you. Haha loser and he runs off to his bathroom to smokes.
Anyways I gots to get back to my stoop. Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres with my bestest friend forever Creepo when KooKoo does comes alongs. I hads on my super tight super shorts shorts on, the ones wheres my ass cracks done comes out. I looks super sexy. I be so HOT. Anyways KooKoo done tells me agains she be recrewtins for her faiths. And she be thinkin sinces I done dresses like a good religuos persons, that I should joins her group. And thens she can treats me better 'ifen I be of da book'. I dont's know what book she be talkins bout but I ain't want nothin to do with its. I done dresses likes this causin I be so hot. That's all. But she done says I should joins causin then I wonts be conseedered a hooker or a witch or a swinger but a good religous person. I done tolds her to gits or I put the hose to her. She done ran then. Haha loser.
Sos the drunkard nowns as Lawnboy Larry done finally comes home late last nights smellins of boozins and fartins. He saids he had a REAL good time hangin with some new cool teenagers. He done likes them SO much thats he gonna gives them a new computer. Ohoh. Lawnboy and Pinky Pal ain't be friends still Ever sinces Pal puts a what you call 'keyloggins' on Lawnboys computers. Lawnboy don't likes being stalked. He likes to do the stalkins. He gots real mads at Pinky Pal.
Lawnboy be wearins some REAL nice clothes. He says he done gots ALL new clothes and shoes and everythins and it ain't cost him nothin. Causin he done used my credits cards. Didn't knows I even had one of thoses. 'oh yes' says Lawnboy Larry 'you haves many of thems. Thats how causin I can buy myself clothes and dinners and hookers and computers for my bestest friends and movies and sos on and sos on.' SOS I tolds him that Pigface be wantins a computers too and BOTH of the brats be needins clothes causin ALL they stuffs have holes in dem and they be outgrowins EVERYTHINS. And Lawnboy done says 'too bad for thems. The moneys ONLY for hims. And the brats can suck it. Lawnboy be the ONLY one that counts. Lawnboy done says that he wills only be nice to the brats when they be older and workins causin he plans to gets money and boozes off of thems. But for now, he ain't gots to be nice to them. He cans treats them likes craps and too bad for you. Haha loser and he runs off to his bathroom to smokes.
Anyways I gots to get back to my stoop. Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Long Weekend Blues
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres with Creepo (my bestest friend in da hole wide world). We be drinkin and smokin and starin and bullyin and sittin. It be a good mornin.
It be a long weekend this weekend pastest. And it done suck. It started offs real good. I done sents my brats offs to loser daddy for da hole weekend! Causin I needs the break. Lawnboy Larry be partyin at his Pinky Pals house. But then it all go down hills when Lawnboy done comes home. Reekins of booze. He done past outs on my couch and pisses heself AGAIN. Whatevers you do, don'ts let Lawnboy sleeps on your couch!
Anyways when he comes to, he done be stompin round da house havins a hissy fit. Creepo done calls him a DIVA causin of his hissy fits. He be sulkin and screamin and be real nasty likes. Me and Creepo and da brats likes him betters when he be not talkins to us insteads. But anyways, he says he and his bestest coolest pal Pinky dones have a fight. Not causin who is gonna drives homes from da bars drunks or who has to pays for the hookers, but Pinky Pal done finds out Lawnboy done puts what you call a 'key-loggins' on his computers. Pinky Pal be REAL mad. Causin Lawnboy be readins ALL his emails and everythings. Lawnboy just shrugges. So whats? he says. He says he puts one on ALL computers. Espeecially computers he done gives to little teenager girls. Espeecially the ones he dones have crushes on. Sos he donts gets why Pinky Pal be mad. Hes just readin his emails and knows all his private stuffs. Sos Pinky Pal done says he gonna puts one on Lawnboys computer. Thats when Lawnboy freaks out! And stomps off. Sos now we stuck with hims. Me and Creepo gots to gets Lawnboy and his Pinky Pal backs togethers agains somehows. It be better he be offs partyin and goin to them movies and restaurants and all that cool stuffs than be pissin and boozin on my couch blastin da tv all nights. Afteralls when we finally do gits rid of Lawnboy, he wills have to lives with his Pinky Pal. Causin no one else cans stands him.
Thinks thinks thinks. We gots to comes up with a plans. A super duper goods plans.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres with Creepo (my bestest friend in da hole wide world). We be drinkin and smokin and starin and bullyin and sittin. It be a good mornin.
It be a long weekend this weekend pastest. And it done suck. It started offs real good. I done sents my brats offs to loser daddy for da hole weekend! Causin I needs the break. Lawnboy Larry be partyin at his Pinky Pals house. But then it all go down hills when Lawnboy done comes home. Reekins of booze. He done past outs on my couch and pisses heself AGAIN. Whatevers you do, don'ts let Lawnboy sleeps on your couch!
Anyways when he comes to, he done be stompin round da house havins a hissy fit. Creepo done calls him a DIVA causin of his hissy fits. He be sulkin and screamin and be real nasty likes. Me and Creepo and da brats likes him betters when he be not talkins to us insteads. But anyways, he says he and his bestest coolest pal Pinky dones have a fight. Not causin who is gonna drives homes from da bars drunks or who has to pays for the hookers, but Pinky Pal done finds out Lawnboy done puts what you call a 'key-loggins' on his computers. Pinky Pal be REAL mad. Causin Lawnboy be readins ALL his emails and everythings. Lawnboy just shrugges. So whats? he says. He says he puts one on ALL computers. Espeecially computers he done gives to little teenager girls. Espeecially the ones he dones have crushes on. Sos he donts gets why Pinky Pal be mad. Hes just readin his emails and knows all his private stuffs. Sos Pinky Pal done says he gonna puts one on Lawnboys computer. Thats when Lawnboy freaks out! And stomps off. Sos now we stuck with hims. Me and Creepo gots to gets Lawnboy and his Pinky Pal backs togethers agains somehows. It be better he be offs partyin and goin to them movies and restaurants and all that cool stuffs than be pissin and boozin on my couch blastin da tv all nights. Afteralls when we finally do gits rid of Lawnboy, he wills have to lives with his Pinky Pal. Causin no one else cans stands him.
Thinks thinks thinks. We gots to comes up with a plans. A super duper goods plans.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Saturday, May 5, 2012
hey bitches
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres in my garages causin it be rainins outsides. Creepo (my bestest friend in da hole wide world) be sittins with me. We be doin lots. Sittin, drinkin, smokin, starin, bullyin, callin names, it be a good mornins. Til Lawnboy done wokes up. He be passed out for 2 days causin he be drinkin 2 muches agains. He sure dos likes to drinks. He done yells at me and Creepo that he be 'taperecordins' us. So what done says Creepo. And then Lawnboy says that he be knowin EVERYTHIN we done says. And Creepo done says back Sos whats?. Then Lawnboy freaks out and runs off down the streets yellins nobodies donts loves him. Stupid bastard.
KooKoo done comes over yesterdays and she be tellin me that I done be 'deelutional', I thinks I spelt that right. I be a good spelliners. I be SO awesome!
Anyways, KooKoo done says that I be deelutional causin I thinks I be awesome and beeutiful and be not either. And she says Lawnboy be deelutional causin he thinks he gots friends when he donts, he just gots peoples that 'uses' him to gets stuffs and he only gots 1 friend, his drinkin pal Pinky, causin ALL drunks only gots one drinkin pal, it be in all the books bout drinkins too muches.
Sos I punched her. Not causin bouts Lawnboy, thats ALL be trues, evens his own moma and loser daddy cants stands him, they says he be ugly and not just on the outsides eithers, BUT I done punches her causin she say I not be awesomes or beeutiful. And I be both.
Haha loser. In yer face,
Anyways, I gots to get back to my campin chair,
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres in my garages causin it be rainins outsides. Creepo (my bestest friend in da hole wide world) be sittins with me. We be doin lots. Sittin, drinkin, smokin, starin, bullyin, callin names, it be a good mornins. Til Lawnboy done wokes up. He be passed out for 2 days causin he be drinkin 2 muches agains. He sure dos likes to drinks. He done yells at me and Creepo that he be 'taperecordins' us. So what done says Creepo. And then Lawnboy says that he be knowin EVERYTHIN we done says. And Creepo done says back Sos whats?. Then Lawnboy freaks out and runs off down the streets yellins nobodies donts loves him. Stupid bastard.
KooKoo done comes over yesterdays and she be tellin me that I done be 'deelutional', I thinks I spelt that right. I be a good spelliners. I be SO awesome!
Anyways, KooKoo done says that I be deelutional causin I thinks I be awesome and beeutiful and be not either. And she says Lawnboy be deelutional causin he thinks he gots friends when he donts, he just gots peoples that 'uses' him to gets stuffs and he only gots 1 friend, his drinkin pal Pinky, causin ALL drunks only gots one drinkin pal, it be in all the books bout drinkins too muches.
Sos I punched her. Not causin bouts Lawnboy, thats ALL be trues, evens his own moma and loser daddy cants stands him, they says he be ugly and not just on the outsides eithers, BUT I done punches her causin she say I not be awesomes or beeutiful. And I be both.
Haha loser. In yer face,
Anyways, I gots to get back to my campin chair,
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
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