Hello folks,
its me again Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres hangins. With my BESTEST friend in da hole wide world Creepo.
Lawnboy done haves a freak outs AGAINS. KooKoo done be outsides and heards him freakins out. When he run down the street screamin 'nobody dont loves me', KooKoo done comes over and says that Lawnboy done suffers from what you call 'mutiples personal disorders' or somethin likes that. I knows the words disorders and that done sounds likes Lawnboy. KooKoo done says Lawnboy shoulds be 'medicated'. Creepo done says Lawnboy just be your average asshole. And he donts suffers nothin but ass-hole-i-tis. I gots to go with Creepo on this one.
KooKoo done says she gots 2 new dogs and they cost ALOT! They done gots papers and everythins and she done gots them pregnant and she be sellin them puppies real soons for LOTS of money. Unlesses the human society done comes and takes away her puppies agains. She done lost LOTS of dogs cause she beats them or leaves them outsides in da rain and hail. She donts care. She says she be real goods with dogs. And she gonna keeps these ones til the human society done comes for them.
Anyway, me and Creepo done watches the other neighbours Fireplace Joe and Poofy Sue da other night. They be watches they fire agains and we be watches them.
Creepo be goin nuts takin care of his 3 brats sinces his lovely bride done left. She done run away.
Anyways gots to go bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Hangin
Hello folks,
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos me and Creepo be enjoyins this nice whether. I gots myself a new campin chair, I gots loser daddy to buys me one. It be REAL comfy too. Good for my ass.
Anyways yesterdays Lawnboy done haves a meltdowns. I thinks he gonna be takin away too just likes KooKoo does, every so oftens. Sos me and Creepo be sittins and hangins, enjoyins our cigarettes and beers and starins and bullyins the neighbours as they comes and goes, when all of a sudden Lawnboy done comes outs and starts screamins at us that he donts EVER wants to hang out with me OR Creepo EVER. That we be LOSERS and he be SO cool and have SO many cool teenage friends. Then he run down the streets yellins that nobody done loves him and nobody done 'gets him'. That he be super special. Then he comes back and asks if he can join me and Creepo cause we be havin a good party. Creepo done says we not be havin a party, we just be hangin and even ifen we weres havin a party he not be invited anyways causin he be a asshole and sycho. Lawnboy ran away and sulked then.
We havent seen him since. YAY!
KooKoo gots some new dogs, she done says she gonna breeds them and makes some moneys. As long as she can keeps these ones or donts gets boards of them and sells them agains.
Pigface be at schools (I thinks) and SuperDuper be with loser daddy ( I thinks). Sos it just be me and Creepo. It be a good day.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
it's me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos me and Creepo be enjoyins this nice whether. I gots myself a new campin chair, I gots loser daddy to buys me one. It be REAL comfy too. Good for my ass.
Anyways yesterdays Lawnboy done haves a meltdowns. I thinks he gonna be takin away too just likes KooKoo does, every so oftens. Sos me and Creepo be sittins and hangins, enjoyins our cigarettes and beers and starins and bullyins the neighbours as they comes and goes, when all of a sudden Lawnboy done comes outs and starts screamins at us that he donts EVER wants to hang out with me OR Creepo EVER. That we be LOSERS and he be SO cool and have SO many cool teenage friends. Then he run down the streets yellins that nobody done loves him and nobody done 'gets him'. That he be super special. Then he comes back and asks if he can join me and Creepo cause we be havin a good party. Creepo done says we not be havin a party, we just be hangin and even ifen we weres havin a party he not be invited anyways causin he be a asshole and sycho. Lawnboy ran away and sulked then.
We havent seen him since. YAY!
KooKoo gots some new dogs, she done says she gonna breeds them and makes some moneys. As long as she can keeps these ones or donts gets boards of them and sells them agains.
Pigface be at schools (I thinks) and SuperDuper be with loser daddy ( I thinks). Sos it just be me and Creepo. It be a good day.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
valentines day = blah
Hello folks,
its me again Tanktop Tammy.
Sos yesterdays be valentines day. Blah. Lawnboy done woke ups in a REAL bad mood AGAINS. Causin he done pissed on our couch AGAIN. He says it be ALL my fault. Then he done gots a 'restrainins order' puts against hims AGAINS- this be his FIFTH one. For stalkin teenage girls. AND he not be alouds in two restaurants causin of his stalkin. He donts likes restrainin orders much.
SOs then the Lawnboy done goes out to a fancy restaurant with his pinky pal. He says the foods be real goods. Unfortunatelys he done takes ALL our moneys and done spents it on hiself. SOS I hads to call up loser daddy to brings me and the brats something to eat too.
SOs sinces Lawnboy done takes all my moneys, me and Creepo done sits on our stoops. And done watches all the loser nieghbours goins out for valentines dinners. Who needs that when you done gots a stoops to sits on. Fancy dinners are for chumps anyways. And besides I aint ever been to a restaurant befores. ALL the moneys be spent on Lawnboy.
Lawnboy be tryin to convince the BIG companys to gives him another credit card in my names. Sos he cans go outs even more. He says he done deserves it.
Creepo done says that Lawnboy be the 3 s's. Sleazy, Sinister and Very Sneakys. Yep! That be Lawnboy. Creepo says that in da future Lawnboy is gonna have to lives in his Pinky Pal's basement with his boozes and restrainin orders. HAHA. Serves him right.
Later Losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps thinkin I mayt get one of those restrainin orders myself..............
its me again Tanktop Tammy.
Sos yesterdays be valentines day. Blah. Lawnboy done woke ups in a REAL bad mood AGAINS. Causin he done pissed on our couch AGAIN. He says it be ALL my fault. Then he done gots a 'restrainins order' puts against hims AGAINS- this be his FIFTH one. For stalkin teenage girls. AND he not be alouds in two restaurants causin of his stalkin. He donts likes restrainin orders much.
SOs then the Lawnboy done goes out to a fancy restaurant with his pinky pal. He says the foods be real goods. Unfortunatelys he done takes ALL our moneys and done spents it on hiself. SOS I hads to call up loser daddy to brings me and the brats something to eat too.
SOs sinces Lawnboy done takes all my moneys, me and Creepo done sits on our stoops. And done watches all the loser nieghbours goins out for valentines dinners. Who needs that when you done gots a stoops to sits on. Fancy dinners are for chumps anyways. And besides I aint ever been to a restaurant befores. ALL the moneys be spent on Lawnboy.
Lawnboy be tryin to convince the BIG companys to gives him another credit card in my names. Sos he cans go outs even more. He says he done deserves it.
Creepo done says that Lawnboy be the 3 s's. Sleazy, Sinister and Very Sneakys. Yep! That be Lawnboy. Creepo says that in da future Lawnboy is gonna have to lives in his Pinky Pal's basement with his boozes and restrainin orders. HAHA. Serves him right.
Later Losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps thinkin I mayt get one of those restrainin orders myself..............
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
no Creepo bride
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres hangin. Drinkins and smokins and starins and bullyins. That be my favourite.
Sos Creepo bride done takes off. He donts notices til nows but she done be gone for likes 2 months. Ooopsies. She donts takes the kids with hers.
Lawnboy be past outs in his bathrooms. Sittin and droolins in his own vomits. He says he done gots the sniffles sos he wonts be goins out of his bathroom for a week, at least. He be real mad causin he says he done got cuts off from usins my credit cards. He donts gots no money now. Haha loser. He says he gonna gets another credit card in my name sos he can go backs to partyins with all the cool teens. And da hookers. And his favourite pinky pal. He says the hooker done gives him the snifles.
Sos my favourite kid SuperDuper done bashed his heads into the cement sidewalks agains. He says he be bored. Sos I stitches him up myself. With Creepos helps of coarse.
Anyways gots to get another cigarettes in my mouth.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres hangin. Drinkins and smokins and starins and bullyins. That be my favourite.
Sos Creepo bride done takes off. He donts notices til nows but she done be gone for likes 2 months. Ooopsies. She donts takes the kids with hers.
Lawnboy be past outs in his bathrooms. Sittin and droolins in his own vomits. He says he done gots the sniffles sos he wonts be goins out of his bathroom for a week, at least. He be real mad causin he says he done got cuts off from usins my credit cards. He donts gots no money now. Haha loser. He says he gonna gets another credit card in my name sos he can go backs to partyins with all the cool teens. And da hookers. And his favourite pinky pal. He says the hooker done gives him the snifles.
Sos my favourite kid SuperDuper done bashed his heads into the cement sidewalks agains. He says he be bored. Sos I stitches him up myself. With Creepos helps of coarse.
Anyways gots to get another cigarettes in my mouth.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
alone in his own stenches
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin in my garage hangins with Creepo (my very bestest friend in da hole wide world). Pigface be at schools (thanks gods) and SuperDuper (that be my favourite brat) be at loser daddys house. Some time to meselfs. I needs the break.
Sos yesterday the loser skank nowns as Lawnboy Larry done comes runnins out yellins at me and Creepo. He done wants to comes and hangs out with us. Then he done runs back insides and then he done runs back outsides and yells that he donts EVER wants to hangs with us losers. He done gots his own pinky pal who is SO greats. Then he done runs down the streets yellins nobodys done loves him. And he be SO great.
Whatever freak.
Then KooKoo done comes over. She done tells me and Creepo she be takin 'sykick course'. Sykick done be a hard words to spells but I think I gots it. Causin I be SO smart. And beautiful. And awesome.
Sos anyways, KooKoo done tells us she can reads the futures now causin she tooks a coarse in its. Sos Creepo done asks her what done gonna happen to me and hims. She done says Creepo done gonna buy a new car. Or motersycle. Cool. Creepo done like that. And she says for mes- that I agonna find love. Some cool dude done gonna comes along in a couple of years and we done gonna falls in love. That be a BIG relieve causin then I can FINALLY gets rid of Lawnboy the ahole. Creepo done asks then whats gonna happen to Lawnboy Larry and KooKoo done says he gonna 'die ALONE in his owns stench of vomits and disgusts in his own bathroom'. That sounds REAL good to mes and Creepo. Creepo done says that be a 'fittin ends to an asshole life'.
Anyway I gots to go,
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin in my garage hangins with Creepo (my very bestest friend in da hole wide world). Pigface be at schools (thanks gods) and SuperDuper (that be my favourite brat) be at loser daddys house. Some time to meselfs. I needs the break.
Sos yesterday the loser skank nowns as Lawnboy Larry done comes runnins out yellins at me and Creepo. He done wants to comes and hangs out with us. Then he done runs back insides and then he done runs back outsides and yells that he donts EVER wants to hangs with us losers. He done gots his own pinky pal who is SO greats. Then he done runs down the streets yellins nobodys done loves him. And he be SO great.
Whatever freak.
Then KooKoo done comes over. She done tells me and Creepo she be takin 'sykick course'. Sykick done be a hard words to spells but I think I gots it. Causin I be SO smart. And beautiful. And awesome.
Sos anyways, KooKoo done tells us she can reads the futures now causin she tooks a coarse in its. Sos Creepo done asks her what done gonna happen to me and hims. She done says Creepo done gonna buy a new car. Or motersycle. Cool. Creepo done like that. And she says for mes- that I agonna find love. Some cool dude done gonna comes along in a couple of years and we done gonna falls in love. That be a BIG relieve causin then I can FINALLY gets rid of Lawnboy the ahole. Creepo done asks then whats gonna happen to Lawnboy Larry and KooKoo done says he gonna 'die ALONE in his owns stench of vomits and disgusts in his own bathroom'. That sounds REAL good to mes and Creepo. Creepo done says that be a 'fittin ends to an asshole life'.
Anyway I gots to go,
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Sunday, January 22, 2012
NO nasty drunks allowed
Hello folks,
its me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres, drinkin, smokin, bullyin, starin and sittin. What more is there?
So stupid Lawnboy done spents ALL ours grocery moneys on goins out AGAINS. I done haves to call over loser daddy to brings me and my brats some foods. Sos we donts starve.
Yesterdays when me and Creepo (my bestest friend forever) was just sittin, stupid Lawnboy done comes over, shruggins and starins at its feets and done asks us what we be doins. We says we be sittins. And then he done asks us if we be goins outs? And I says you done tooks ALL the moneys you stupid cow, so wheres we be goins to? And then stupid Lawnboy done shrugs agains. And says I donts know. Just thought you be goins out.
Then he says he wants to join us in our party time. And I says we aint partyin. We just sittin. And he says he still wants to join us now. Before he says we be TOO lame to join. We be the losers and he ONLY hangs with the coolest teens. Sos Creepo done remembers this and says to Lawnboy 'NO drunkun ass, prick face assholes allowed in our group Lawnboy. Go piss on the couch'. Sos Lawnboy done throws a hissy fit and runs off to his bathroom to consoles heself with some boozens.
Later on, he did piss on da couch. He was done past out.
Anyway that be my day bithces,
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
its me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres, drinkin, smokin, bullyin, starin and sittin. What more is there?
So stupid Lawnboy done spents ALL ours grocery moneys on goins out AGAINS. I done haves to call over loser daddy to brings me and my brats some foods. Sos we donts starve.
Yesterdays when me and Creepo (my bestest friend forever) was just sittin, stupid Lawnboy done comes over, shruggins and starins at its feets and done asks us what we be doins. We says we be sittins. And then he done asks us if we be goins outs? And I says you done tooks ALL the moneys you stupid cow, so wheres we be goins to? And then stupid Lawnboy done shrugs agains. And says I donts know. Just thought you be goins out.
Then he says he wants to join us in our party time. And I says we aint partyin. We just sittin. And he says he still wants to join us now. Before he says we be TOO lame to join. We be the losers and he ONLY hangs with the coolest teens. Sos Creepo done remembers this and says to Lawnboy 'NO drunkun ass, prick face assholes allowed in our group Lawnboy. Go piss on the couch'. Sos Lawnboy done throws a hissy fit and runs off to his bathroom to consoles heself with some boozens.
Later on, he did piss on da couch. He was done past out.
Anyway that be my day bithces,
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Monday, January 16, 2012
ouwy
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here on my stoop with my very bestest friend in da hole wide world. We be sittin and drinkin and starin and smokin and bullyin. What more is there.
I feelin bummed out causin my ass done hurts sos. One of my brats done left a toy on da stairs and I done tripped and felled on it. Bounced down da stairs on my ass. It done hurts. Sos I sittins. Takin it real easy like.
KooKoo done be backs home sos I done lets her take my favourite kid SuperDuper for the day. I needs the breaks afteralls. Yesterdays SuperDuper done smashed his head into the brick walls causin he was bored. Sos he done had to get stitches agains. His head gonna be a map o stitches soon. Haha. That be my boy.
No sight of Lawnboy. He be off partyin with his Pinky Pal and other teenage friends. He think he be SO cool. But I BE so cool.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here on my stoop with my very bestest friend in da hole wide world. We be sittin and drinkin and starin and smokin and bullyin. What more is there.
I feelin bummed out causin my ass done hurts sos. One of my brats done left a toy on da stairs and I done tripped and felled on it. Bounced down da stairs on my ass. It done hurts. Sos I sittins. Takin it real easy like.
KooKoo done be backs home sos I done lets her take my favourite kid SuperDuper for the day. I needs the breaks afteralls. Yesterdays SuperDuper done smashed his head into the brick walls causin he was bored. Sos he done had to get stitches agains. His head gonna be a map o stitches soon. Haha. That be my boy.
No sight of Lawnboy. He be off partyin with his Pinky Pal and other teenage friends. He think he be SO cool. But I BE so cool.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
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