Hello folks,
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos me and Creepo still be sittin heres. ALL day. I donts want you to go tomorrow. I be missin you. I wishes for todays to never end. It be SO good. NO Lawnboy Larry. He be out with his new pals drinkin and hangin with the teens. He done says he gots a new crush. Good Riddances is all I cans says! Loser!
My brats be at loser daddys house AGAINS! Loves it. Sos it leaves the hole day to just me and Creepo. To done stares at the neighbours. And bullyins them. We likes to call them names. It be fun.
Sos I am REALLY lovin my new flipflops! They be goods for runnins in. But I dont runs. Runnins for chumps. I just likes to sit and drink and smoke and stare and bully.
Well that be my day. Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Sunday, August 28, 2011
good finds
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos the idiot knowns as Lawnboy Larry done be passed out on the couch in da garage ALL day. Sos me and Creepos went into the basement, and moved some boxes and some garbages and founds Lawnboy Larry's secret stash of goods. We knews he had stuffs buried somewheres cause he go down to da basement and comes back up reakins of booze and cigarettes. Sos me and Creepo done some findins. Lawnboy gots some good stuffs too. Some cigarettes. Some beers. Some donuts, and lots of funny cigarettes. Good finds todays!
Sos me and Creepo done tooks everythin and be smokin it ourselves and drinkins it ourselves. Lawnboy thinks only he needs the good stuffs and everybody else can fend for themselves. Loser! It be ours now! Haha.
Sos it be a good day. Plus! Loser daddy done takes my brats for the next few days! I get a break. Finally! So me and Creepo be sittin here and totally bullyin everyones. It be SO much fun!!
Oh, Lawnboy just wokes up. He done creeps off down the streets. He thinks we dont sees him but we sees him. Off he goes. Good riddance.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos the idiot knowns as Lawnboy Larry done be passed out on the couch in da garage ALL day. Sos me and Creepos went into the basement, and moved some boxes and some garbages and founds Lawnboy Larry's secret stash of goods. We knews he had stuffs buried somewheres cause he go down to da basement and comes back up reakins of booze and cigarettes. Sos me and Creepo done some findins. Lawnboy gots some good stuffs too. Some cigarettes. Some beers. Some donuts, and lots of funny cigarettes. Good finds todays!
Sos me and Creepo done tooks everythin and be smokin it ourselves and drinkins it ourselves. Lawnboy thinks only he needs the good stuffs and everybody else can fend for themselves. Loser! It be ours now! Haha.
Sos it be a good day. Plus! Loser daddy done takes my brats for the next few days! I get a break. Finally! So me and Creepo be sittin here and totally bullyin everyones. It be SO much fun!!
Oh, Lawnboy just wokes up. He done creeps off down the streets. He thinks we dont sees him but we sees him. Off he goes. Good riddance.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Friday, August 26, 2011
losers all around me
Hello folks,
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here with my bestest friend in the hole wide world Creepo.
Creepo done say it be spelt whole but I don't think so. I spells it my ways anyways. Creepo done says today 'friendship be what you talks about and what you don'ts'. He be SO smarts.
Lawnboy Larry be out tonights with his new pals. He done spent most of the days sleepins. Then drinkins. Then smokins. Now he be gone. Yay!
I think I may sell Pigface to the circus. Can I do that? Don't know if they wants her though. haha loser!
Loser daddy done boughts me some new flipflops. I can runs in these. Thats if I wanted to runs. Runnins for chumps. I likes sittins. And drinkins. And smokins. And bullyins.
Anyways gots to get back to my campin chair. Creepo and me are gonna watch Fireplace Joe and Poofy Sue watch them fire tonights. It gonna be fun.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps- Still no laptops. Someones gonna pay BIG! And soons ifen I don't get it back.
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here with my bestest friend in the hole wide world Creepo.
Creepo done say it be spelt whole but I don't think so. I spells it my ways anyways. Creepo done says today 'friendship be what you talks about and what you don'ts'. He be SO smarts.
Lawnboy Larry be out tonights with his new pals. He done spent most of the days sleepins. Then drinkins. Then smokins. Now he be gone. Yay!
I think I may sell Pigface to the circus. Can I do that? Don't know if they wants her though. haha loser!
Loser daddy done boughts me some new flipflops. I can runs in these. Thats if I wanted to runs. Runnins for chumps. I likes sittins. And drinkins. And smokins. And bullyins.
Anyways gots to get back to my campin chair. Creepo and me are gonna watch Fireplace Joe and Poofy Sue watch them fire tonights. It gonna be fun.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps- Still no laptops. Someones gonna pay BIG! And soons ifen I don't get it back.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
bikes and stuffs and other things
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here with my bestest friend in the hole wide world Creepo.
My brats Pigface and SuperDuper (that one be my favourite) be out in the neighbourhood bullyin other kids. I be SO proud!
Lawnboy Larry be still passed out. He don't gets up any earlier than 3 in da afternoon. Thats cause he be out ALL nights. Somewheres. He never say wheres. Usually out at da movies or strip clubs or under a bridge gettin drunk with his new pals. He dont comes home much. I heards him comes home round 5 in da morning da other night. The stupid bastard done wokes me ups cause he be bangin into things. Cause he be SO drunk. Then he puked and blasted the tv ALL nights. Sos me and the brats gots up then. No points in sleepin no mores. TOO LOUD. Stupid drunk prick.
He be stealin the brats foods money so he can goes outs with his new pals for nice dinners and movies and other stuffs that be fun. He says the brats will be fine withouts loser daddys foods money. He says he done deservin all the fun stuffs. The other day he done takes Pigface's bike cause he done broke his bike. Pigface be real mad. Stupid loser Lawnboy Larry.
Anyways me and Creepo be done havin a nice relaxin day todays. Watchin the losers comes and goes, comes and goes. Creepo done says todays 'be yerslef cause everyone is taken.' Wow!
later losers,
I needs another cigarettes.
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here with my bestest friend in the hole wide world Creepo.
My brats Pigface and SuperDuper (that one be my favourite) be out in the neighbourhood bullyin other kids. I be SO proud!
Lawnboy Larry be still passed out. He don't gets up any earlier than 3 in da afternoon. Thats cause he be out ALL nights. Somewheres. He never say wheres. Usually out at da movies or strip clubs or under a bridge gettin drunk with his new pals. He dont comes home much. I heards him comes home round 5 in da morning da other night. The stupid bastard done wokes me ups cause he be bangin into things. Cause he be SO drunk. Then he puked and blasted the tv ALL nights. Sos me and the brats gots up then. No points in sleepin no mores. TOO LOUD. Stupid drunk prick.
He be stealin the brats foods money so he can goes outs with his new pals for nice dinners and movies and other stuffs that be fun. He says the brats will be fine withouts loser daddys foods money. He says he done deservin all the fun stuffs. The other day he done takes Pigface's bike cause he done broke his bike. Pigface be real mad. Stupid loser Lawnboy Larry.
Anyways me and Creepo be done havin a nice relaxin day todays. Watchin the losers comes and goes, comes and goes. Creepo done says todays 'be yerslef cause everyone is taken.' Wow!
later losers,
I needs another cigarettes.
Tanktop Tammy
Sunday, August 21, 2011
barbieQ time bitches!
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres hangin. What else.
Yesterday loser daddy done comes over and drops off a brand new barbieQ. Haha loser. I tolds him our old ones done brokes. But it don't. I just wanted a new ones. Sos it took me and Creepo ALL day and Creepos two eyebrows to gets it all sets up. Creepo dont know it was gonna flame like that. I wish it were Lawnboy Larry that had been done burnt of eyebrows insteads. It always be funny when it done happen to Lawnboy Larry.
Me and Creepos don't sees much of that idiot no more. He be with his new pals ALL the times now. They be goin to movies and what you call 'strip clubs' and gettin drunk and smokin. He says they be his bestest friends in the hole wide world. But he done keep havin to buys them stuffs still. Or they won't hangs with him no more. He wants to gives them our old barbieQ. He tried to gives them our new barbieQ (he says only the best for his new pals) but I done beat him with the hose. Creepo done locked down our new barbieQ cause no one trusts Lawnboy Larry.
I'm a gonna keeps an eye on Lawnboy cause he be REAL tricky like and loves to steals things. He not gettin this here barbieQ. I still be thinkin Lawnboy done tooks my laptop loser daddy done gots for me. I tried to wrestle him to the ground to make him done speak and confesses to stealins it but he done run REAL fast into his there bathroom. So I waited and waited but he don't comes out. I think he done passes out. Haha loser.
Anyways, I gots to runs back now to my campin chair. I need a break.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin heres hangin. What else.
Yesterday loser daddy done comes over and drops off a brand new barbieQ. Haha loser. I tolds him our old ones done brokes. But it don't. I just wanted a new ones. Sos it took me and Creepo ALL day and Creepos two eyebrows to gets it all sets up. Creepo dont know it was gonna flame like that. I wish it were Lawnboy Larry that had been done burnt of eyebrows insteads. It always be funny when it done happen to Lawnboy Larry.
Me and Creepos don't sees much of that idiot no more. He be with his new pals ALL the times now. They be goin to movies and what you call 'strip clubs' and gettin drunk and smokin. He says they be his bestest friends in the hole wide world. But he done keep havin to buys them stuffs still. Or they won't hangs with him no more. He wants to gives them our old barbieQ. He tried to gives them our new barbieQ (he says only the best for his new pals) but I done beat him with the hose. Creepo done locked down our new barbieQ cause no one trusts Lawnboy Larry.
I'm a gonna keeps an eye on Lawnboy cause he be REAL tricky like and loves to steals things. He not gettin this here barbieQ. I still be thinkin Lawnboy done tooks my laptop loser daddy done gots for me. I tried to wrestle him to the ground to make him done speak and confesses to stealins it but he done run REAL fast into his there bathroom. So I waited and waited but he don't comes out. I think he done passes out. Haha loser.
Anyways, I gots to runs back now to my campin chair. I need a break.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Friday, August 19, 2011
pinky pals
Hello folks,
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos me and Creepo just sittin here hangins. What else is there. Pigface be at PumpkinHead's and SuperDuper (that one be my favourite) be sittin in his there box.
Sos me and Creepo don't sees Lawnboy Larry for two days. He comes home this mornin reakins of beers and cigarettes and teenagers. He crawls home and the idiot done gots pink hair! What a loser. He says he done looks real cool with pink hairs. He says he looks like a teenager now with his new pink dos. And nows he 'fits in' with the cool teens. Creepo done asked him 'what he goin do about his OLD face?' HAHAHAHA loser.
Me and Creepo done LAUGHED and LAUGHED! What a loser. He says he be hangin with his teenager pals and they be SO cool. They gets drunks and listens to music. And buy hookers too. Now the idiot is sittin in the kiddie pool washin his dick cause he says it be full of what you call 'std'. Ick. He keeps mumblin to himself that he done 'pull a fast one' over on mes and Creepos. Idiot. Like we dont know what stupid be up to.
How stupid can a Lawnboy Larry bes?
Anyway, the dumbass done fells asleep in the kiddie pool agains. I should justs lets him drowns but I will put the hose on him. This one last times.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps anyones sees my laptop?
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos me and Creepo just sittin here hangins. What else is there. Pigface be at PumpkinHead's and SuperDuper (that one be my favourite) be sittin in his there box.
Sos me and Creepo don't sees Lawnboy Larry for two days. He comes home this mornin reakins of beers and cigarettes and teenagers. He crawls home and the idiot done gots pink hair! What a loser. He says he done looks real cool with pink hairs. He says he looks like a teenager now with his new pink dos. And nows he 'fits in' with the cool teens. Creepo done asked him 'what he goin do about his OLD face?' HAHAHAHA loser.
Me and Creepo done LAUGHED and LAUGHED! What a loser. He says he be hangin with his teenager pals and they be SO cool. They gets drunks and listens to music. And buy hookers too. Now the idiot is sittin in the kiddie pool washin his dick cause he says it be full of what you call 'std'. Ick. He keeps mumblin to himself that he done 'pull a fast one' over on mes and Creepos. Idiot. Like we dont know what stupid be up to.
How stupid can a Lawnboy Larry bes?
Anyway, the dumbass done fells asleep in the kiddie pool agains. I should justs lets him drowns but I will put the hose on him. This one last times.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps anyones sees my laptop?
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
puppies be gones
Hello folks,
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
I feels like kickin puppies and flippin off old ladies today.
Anyways, just sittin heres watchin the neighbours comes and goes, comes and goes. Just hangins. With Creepo. Pigface be at PumpkinHead's house, thank gods. SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) be in his box. He done calls his box his boat. Whatever. As long as he stays in its.
Sos the humane society done takes KooKoo's two white fluffy puppies aways. She looked happy when they done takes them. Cause alls she ever did was leave them outside. Evens in the rains. And hails. And stormins weathers. And alls she ever did was screams at them too. She said she was 'trainins them'.
She done says she gonna gets more anyways. Creepo done tell her that there be TONS of free dogs on craigslist. But she whined and done says she need only 'expensive' dogs. Ones that done comes with papers. Whatevers.
Creepo done says 'you should conquer others before you conquer yourself'. Smart man Creepo done be.
Anyways, thinks I go and finds some puppies and old ladies.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
I feels like kickin puppies and flippin off old ladies today.
Anyways, just sittin heres watchin the neighbours comes and goes, comes and goes. Just hangins. With Creepo. Pigface be at PumpkinHead's house, thank gods. SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) be in his box. He done calls his box his boat. Whatever. As long as he stays in its.
Sos the humane society done takes KooKoo's two white fluffy puppies aways. She looked happy when they done takes them. Cause alls she ever did was leave them outside. Evens in the rains. And hails. And stormins weathers. And alls she ever did was screams at them too. She said she was 'trainins them'.
She done says she gonna gets more anyways. Creepo done tell her that there be TONS of free dogs on craigslist. But she whined and done says she need only 'expensive' dogs. Ones that done comes with papers. Whatevers.
Creepo done says 'you should conquer others before you conquer yourself'. Smart man Creepo done be.
Anyways, thinks I go and finds some puppies and old ladies.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Monday, August 15, 2011
bikini be good
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here in my campin chair in my itty bitty black bikini. I DO look So good. I gots my beers and my cigarettes so I be set for the day to stare at the neighbours.
Early befores dumbass KooKoo done comes over. She be in her bikinis too. Hers be AS small as mine be. But she wear a BIG cross on hers. She gots herself a BIG belly nows too. I thinks she be gettin fats. She done tells me that I done dress likes a good religion person likes her be. Cause I wears tanktops and real short shorts and itty bitty bikinis. She says I should reads her religion book. I tells her to gits or I turn the hose on her. That always do makes her run. And it dos makes Creepo laugh and laugh. I done dress likes this not to be religious but to be SEXY. I be So sexy.
Anyways, that Lawnboy Larry done still be hangins with that pink hairs teenager that done tricked Lawnboy Larry intos givins him stuffs. Lawnboy Larry done says he gots LOTS in commens with the teen age brat. They both likes the same music and they both likes teenage girls too. So he be spendin his time hangin with pinky. Lawnboy Larry done says he still needs to gives Pinky stuff stills to be his friend but he dont mind givin stuffs. It be the only way to have friends for Lawnboy Larry. Creepo done says that if we be havin to give stuffs then they not be your friend. Creepo be so smart. I donts have to gives nothin to Creepo for hims to my bestest friend in the hole wide world!
Anyways, I gots to go and show off my bikini butt. I be lookin SO good.
Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos just sittin here in my campin chair in my itty bitty black bikini. I DO look So good. I gots my beers and my cigarettes so I be set for the day to stare at the neighbours.
Early befores dumbass KooKoo done comes over. She be in her bikinis too. Hers be AS small as mine be. But she wear a BIG cross on hers. She gots herself a BIG belly nows too. I thinks she be gettin fats. She done tells me that I done dress likes a good religion person likes her be. Cause I wears tanktops and real short shorts and itty bitty bikinis. She says I should reads her religion book. I tells her to gits or I turn the hose on her. That always do makes her run. And it dos makes Creepo laugh and laugh. I done dress likes this not to be religious but to be SEXY. I be So sexy.
Anyways, that Lawnboy Larry done still be hangins with that pink hairs teenager that done tricked Lawnboy Larry intos givins him stuffs. Lawnboy Larry done says he gots LOTS in commens with the teen age brat. They both likes the same music and they both likes teenage girls too. So he be spendin his time hangin with pinky. Lawnboy Larry done says he still needs to gives Pinky stuff stills to be his friend but he dont mind givin stuffs. It be the only way to have friends for Lawnboy Larry. Creepo done says that if we be havin to give stuffs then they not be your friend. Creepo be so smart. I donts have to gives nothin to Creepo for hims to my bestest friend in the hole wide world!
Anyways, I gots to go and show off my bikini butt. I be lookin SO good.
Later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Friday, August 12, 2011
hole in my arm
Hello folks,
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos yesterdays when I be sleepin in my campin chair, somethin poked at me. When I wokes up I saws nothin. But now I gots a hole in my arm. I'm thinkin Lawnboy Larry be harvestin my blood again. He done sometimes do that. He sells my blood for beers. When I sees him next I will hurts him.
Creepo says today that 'you should conquer others before you conquers yourself' He be so smarts. He also says 'if you don't gots somethin, go gets somethin else, or steals it. It can makes you happy'.
Sos me and Creepo REALLY wants to go to a bar tomorrow. KooKoo done says I need a babysitter for my brats still. I don't knows about that. They be 6 and 3 already. Creepo be leavin his brats alone at 3 and 6. But just in cases, Anyone Wants To Babysits My Brats???'
Anyways gots to run fast to the bathrooms in case I miss a neighbour come home Or go outs. Damn that Lawnboy Larry. He no flush agains. Stupid ass.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos yesterdays when I be sleepin in my campin chair, somethin poked at me. When I wokes up I saws nothin. But now I gots a hole in my arm. I'm thinkin Lawnboy Larry be harvestin my blood again. He done sometimes do that. He sells my blood for beers. When I sees him next I will hurts him.
Creepo says today that 'you should conquer others before you conquers yourself' He be so smarts. He also says 'if you don't gots somethin, go gets somethin else, or steals it. It can makes you happy'.
Sos me and Creepo REALLY wants to go to a bar tomorrow. KooKoo done says I need a babysitter for my brats still. I don't knows about that. They be 6 and 3 already. Creepo be leavin his brats alone at 3 and 6. But just in cases, Anyone Wants To Babysits My Brats???'
Anyways gots to run fast to the bathrooms in case I miss a neighbour come home Or go outs. Damn that Lawnboy Larry. He no flush agains. Stupid ass.
later bitches,
Tanktop Tammy
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Dagwood be my brother = ICK
Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos yesterdays me and Creepo be sittin on my front stoop hangins. No brats in sight. No Lawnboy Larry in sight. Then all of a suddun Lawnboy Larry runs up from downs the streets and scurries away into its bathroom. Where it remains for 25 minutes. Me and Creepos counted. There wasn't much else to do. Then he comes out and scurries away down the streets agains.
The loser daddy done comes over and drops off some cigarettes and beers and foods for the kids. I wonders how much I could gets if I done sold the food stuffs and buys some more beers?
Anyways then the idiot known as Dagwood done comes over. And tells me I be his sister. Haha loser. No way am I related to that idiot. I dont know nothin bout my childhoods. I done smacked my head on somethin hard when I was doin some heavy drugs when I be 14. Alls I remembers is 14 and onwards.
Sos Dagwood shows me some pictures and there be in that very picture my birth marks. Ha. So I guesses I be related. That sucks. Until Creepo done told me that my 'daddy' done owns a beer fest thingy, and I should gets some moneys. That done made me real happy.
I am also owed 20 years of birthday presents. Start givin me my dues bitches. And NO crap either.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps Dagwood mentions to me that Uncle Franz be comin bys to take my blood. I dont knows no Uncle Franz. I think Dagwood be smokins weed agains
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos yesterdays me and Creepo be sittin on my front stoop hangins. No brats in sight. No Lawnboy Larry in sight. Then all of a suddun Lawnboy Larry runs up from downs the streets and scurries away into its bathroom. Where it remains for 25 minutes. Me and Creepos counted. There wasn't much else to do. Then he comes out and scurries away down the streets agains.
The loser daddy done comes over and drops off some cigarettes and beers and foods for the kids. I wonders how much I could gets if I done sold the food stuffs and buys some more beers?
Anyways then the idiot known as Dagwood done comes over. And tells me I be his sister. Haha loser. No way am I related to that idiot. I dont know nothin bout my childhoods. I done smacked my head on somethin hard when I was doin some heavy drugs when I be 14. Alls I remembers is 14 and onwards.
Sos Dagwood shows me some pictures and there be in that very picture my birth marks. Ha. So I guesses I be related. That sucks. Until Creepo done told me that my 'daddy' done owns a beer fest thingy, and I should gets some moneys. That done made me real happy.
I am also owed 20 years of birthday presents. Start givin me my dues bitches. And NO crap either.
Later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps Dagwood mentions to me that Uncle Franz be comin bys to take my blood. I dont knows no Uncle Franz. I think Dagwood be smokins weed agains
Sunday, August 7, 2011
beers, lovely beers
Hello folks,
its me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres in my campin chair. With Creepo. Watchin the neighbours come and go, come and go.
Sos yesterdays I done left my campin chairs. It be for a good causes. It be a beer fest. Alls the beer you cans drink. I be in heavens. Creepo and me and his brats, and my brats, Lawnboy Larry and Creepo's Bride all done wents. Lawnboy Larry done took off explorin rights away. And my brats done took offs explorins right away toos. It be ok causin they be 3 and 6 now. And then Creepo's brats and lovely bride done took offs to explores. Sos just me and Creepo. We hads fun. We gots drunk!
Somehows we made it homes. I ain't seen the kids til two hours later. SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) done drawed a picture of all the drunks at the beer fest. He be so cool. Now he be sleeping. Thank gods.
Creepos done says 'if it don't kill you, it be good for you'. Or somethin likes that. I can't remembers too well. I be drunk still at the times. But Creepo sure be smart.
Anyway, gots to go and puke again,
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
its me again Tanktop Tammy. Sos just sittin heres in my campin chair. With Creepo. Watchin the neighbours come and go, come and go.
Sos yesterdays I done left my campin chairs. It be for a good causes. It be a beer fest. Alls the beer you cans drink. I be in heavens. Creepo and me and his brats, and my brats, Lawnboy Larry and Creepo's Bride all done wents. Lawnboy Larry done took off explorin rights away. And my brats done took offs explorins right away toos. It be ok causin they be 3 and 6 now. And then Creepo's brats and lovely bride done took offs to explores. Sos just me and Creepo. We hads fun. We gots drunk!
Somehows we made it homes. I ain't seen the kids til two hours later. SuperDuper (that be my favourite one) done drawed a picture of all the drunks at the beer fest. He be so cool. Now he be sleeping. Thank gods.
Creepos done says 'if it don't kill you, it be good for you'. Or somethin likes that. I can't remembers too well. I be drunk still at the times. But Creepo sure be smart.
Anyway, gots to go and puke again,
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
Friday, August 5, 2011
bikini, loser and skin tags
Hello folks,
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos the idiot knowns as Lawnboy Larry done comes home yesterdays. Carryin MY black bikini. Damns I look GOOD in that bikini. Anyways, when I be lookins for it a couple days agos I no find, so then todays Lawnboy Larry done tells me he done stoles it from me. He tells me he done gives it to his crush. He thoughts his crush be a girl cause she gots pink hair. But when he made the crush puts on my bikini he done sees a penis bulgin outs.
He be SO sad. Cause he REALLY likes his crush. He done gives her everythins. Beer. Cigarettes. Money from loser daddy thats supposed to go for food for our brats. MY campin chair. My clothes. Anythins and everythins. But it done turns out his crush be a boy. And just be usin Lawnboy Larry to gets stuff.
Lawnboy Larry done be SAD. HAHAHAHA Loser. Me and Creepo didn't stop laughin ALL day. What a loser.
Anyways the idiot knowns as Dagwood done comes by today collectin my skin tags. I keeps them in a jar. I made him pay me 5 beers and 10 cigarettes. Haha loser.
Anyways, Creepo be callin. A neighbour just comes home. Don't wants to miss watchin them go from them car to them house.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps oh yea my brats done finally comes home. They be hidin outs at KooKoo's place. They say she be gettins fat. Oh-oh.
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos the idiot knowns as Lawnboy Larry done comes home yesterdays. Carryin MY black bikini. Damns I look GOOD in that bikini. Anyways, when I be lookins for it a couple days agos I no find, so then todays Lawnboy Larry done tells me he done stoles it from me. He tells me he done gives it to his crush. He thoughts his crush be a girl cause she gots pink hair. But when he made the crush puts on my bikini he done sees a penis bulgin outs.
He be SO sad. Cause he REALLY likes his crush. He done gives her everythins. Beer. Cigarettes. Money from loser daddy thats supposed to go for food for our brats. MY campin chair. My clothes. Anythins and everythins. But it done turns out his crush be a boy. And just be usin Lawnboy Larry to gets stuff.
Lawnboy Larry done be SAD. HAHAHAHA Loser. Me and Creepo didn't stop laughin ALL day. What a loser.
Anyways the idiot knowns as Dagwood done comes by today collectin my skin tags. I keeps them in a jar. I made him pay me 5 beers and 10 cigarettes. Haha loser.
Anyways, Creepo be callin. A neighbour just comes home. Don't wants to miss watchin them go from them car to them house.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps oh yea my brats done finally comes home. They be hidin outs at KooKoo's place. They say she be gettins fat. Oh-oh.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
happy days
Hello folks,
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos I FINALLY gots my beloved campin chair back.
Me and Creepo done watched Lawnboy Larry likes a hawk yesterdays and then we followed him. He gone down the street. He goes over to his crushes house. And there on her driveways was MY campin chair. I done picked up a stick and charged. I done started smackin Lawnboy Larry on the head. He done runs. His crush not be there but if she had I would have smashed her in toos. Creepo laughed and laughed. Then we tooks my campin chair and went back to my stoop. We haven't left since.
Creepo done gots my campin chair a lock. He locks his up. And sos now I locks mine ups too.
No sign of Lawnboy Larry yet. Snivelin weasel.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps anyone seen my brats lately. Haven't be seein them in a couple days. Not that I mind. haha.
pss anyone seen my black bikini?
it's me agains Tanktop Tammy.
Sos I FINALLY gots my beloved campin chair back.
Me and Creepo done watched Lawnboy Larry likes a hawk yesterdays and then we followed him. He gone down the street. He goes over to his crushes house. And there on her driveways was MY campin chair. I done picked up a stick and charged. I done started smackin Lawnboy Larry on the head. He done runs. His crush not be there but if she had I would have smashed her in toos. Creepo laughed and laughed. Then we tooks my campin chair and went back to my stoop. We haven't left since.
Creepo done gots my campin chair a lock. He locks his up. And sos now I locks mine ups too.
No sign of Lawnboy Larry yet. Snivelin weasel.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
ps anyone seen my brats lately. Haven't be seein them in a couple days. Not that I mind. haha.
pss anyone seen my black bikini?
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