Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy. Sos me and Creepo done have a GREAT party friday and saturday nights.We hooted and hollered, and yelped and whoop whoop, and hoot hoot ALL nights long. It be SO much fun!
Now it be sundays and we needs to rest. Sos we sittin in our campin chairs smokin and drinkin and starin and bullyin and watchin the neighbours. We yells at them when they try to leave they house or they car. Haha losers! Serves em right.
Lawnboy Larry done come home this mornin, still drunk and all he be doin is sittin in our kiddie pool playin with his left over condoms. He be compainin AGAINS that NO body likes him. He done says that his parents donts likes him. He says that the every job he ever done had no boss ever done likes him and they always tries to fire hims. He says his new pinky pal friends aint liken him no more. Causin he wouldn't give thems a new tv. He done bought himself a new tv and real nice speakers too. He says he done deserves it. He sold Pigface's bike sos he could buys it. He donts know why NO one done likes him. The stupid bastard aint figure it out yets. Loser.
He says he be a great guy. And that everybody that donts likes him are ALL crazy. It be they fault NOT his. Hmm interestin theary. Anyways, I thinks I go club him over the head to makes him stops complain. He be ruinins my and Creepos day of relaxin.
Now wheres did I puts that club..............
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy
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