fire, fire, fire! Haha losers

Hello folks,
its me agains Tanktop Tammy.

Sos yesterdays be VERY excitin! PumpkinHead, that be Pigface's bestest friend in the hole wide world, went and done started a fire on purpose. He done sets fire to the neighbours house. haha! He donts likes the neighbours so he decided to sets they house on fires.

They be insides. They donts know nothins be goins on outsides. It be real early mornins. PumkinHead says he started the fire and then went and waited. Ma Bell and her two other ugly sons done comes out to watches too. They all wait. They all watch the fires grow and grow.

Someone must have seen da fire causin the police and fire peoples ALL cames. They donts put on they alarms so the people insides the house on fire didnt knows nothins still. Buts then a cop done knocks on they door to tell them and try to gets them out.

Ma Bell, PumpkinHead and her other 2 ugly boys done waited and laughed and laughed and laughed when they saws the horrors on the peoples inside da home on fires comes out. They be SO scared! Haha Losers. Ma Bell says she couldnt stop laughin. It BE so funny.

Ma Bell say it be the best trick EVER. It be SO funny watchins them run from they burnin house. They be fires and smokes everywheres. But she done say there not be much damage to the house. And da people gots out. Dang.

But she be REAL mad now cause her precious PumpkinHead done gots in troubles. She dont think that be fair at ALL. She be REAL mad now. The neighbours of da burin house done moves out. Ma Bell dont know why NO one ever done stays?

So wishes I could have watched the show of the da burinin house! Maybe next time PumpkinHead sets fire to a neighbour, Ma Bell's cans warn us aheads of time! Ma Bell says PumpkinHead be settin fires ALL the times. He be in troubles LOTS of times. But she say it NOT be his fault. He be a great kid. And she be a great mom. PumpkinHead just be 'mis-under-stood' is all.

Anyways that be my big excitin news folks.
later losers,
Tanktop Tammy